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  1. Had the most boring dream: wife and I were buying carpet at Home Depot and negotiating the installation price. I need to move back to NYC.
  2. I know what Bo don't know.
  3. @lovesdavidcook but Brad Pitt's abs in Fight Club looks waaaaaaay better, hahahaha
  4. It's official; I hate pictures of me. I don't look sexy enough. Time to replace my profile pics with images of Brad Pitt in Fight Club.
  5. Phil Marshall's song "Free" is up for song of the year at Alternative Addiction's Best of 2009! Vote at http://tinyurl.com/yap9nz6
  6. @evie_lilly happy sunday!
  7. Just drank a fifth of chocolate milk - dare me to drive?
  8. @lovesdavidcook they were great, ha!!!
  9. @zeldawilliams Steve Martin wrote a great song about that guy!
  10. will be calling in for Thanksgiving this year. Just leave the gravy by the phone and I'll be fine.
  11. Thankful for reality stars everywhere. Nothing keeps the dream more alive than a person that keeps themselves fed with "appearance fees."
  12. http://twitpic.com/qype9 - My army is complete mwuah-ha-ha-ha . . . gobble, gobble
  13. http://twitpic.com/qykzq - This chocolate turkey looks delish!
  14. I know I joke around a lot folks, but seriously . . . have a happy national parfait day! It is time to be thankful for parfaits everywhere.
  15. @diddyliciouscom the ELF soundtrack is UH-mazing! ; )
  16. Dear Turkey,don't organize a group of renegades and try to fight the system.I've perfected my gobble punch and it just won't work this year.
  17. Dear Paprika, put some clothes on. Lamp is a dirty bird and might try sneaking a peak.
  18. Dear Lamp, Make me cookies. Use the LIGHT cooking spray. It's in the cabinet. Behind the paprika. I'll pause the tv. Hurry fool!
  19. @jstroupofficial is there an official registration process to become a member of Team Stroup? ;-)
  20. @jennareneefit thanks so much! Gonna try it today. Can't wait! ;-)