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BorowitzReportSexting tip for guys: According to a study, the number of women who enjoy receiving a picture of a penis is zero.4:38 PM May 11thvia webRetweeted by calsecondbase and 281 others
BorowitzReportSunday Thought: I may waste a lot of time on Twitter, but I make up for it by not observing an organized religion.4:16 AM Mar 25thvia webRetweeted by calsecondbase and 284 others
BorowitzReportWe invaded Afghanistan to find bin Laden. We found him in Pakistan, and we're still in Afghanistan. We need better GPS.7:11 PM Mar 19thvia webRetweeted by calsecondbase and 463 others
Someone better get the Old Blues up and moving tonight after jello Sick of seeing Haas packed to the rafters but for the chairbacks #gobears9:35 AM Feb 2ndvia web
CalBearBlogTara VanDerveer: "This is great for us. This is great for Bay Area women's basketball. It is sad it wasn't on television."4:19 PM Jan 28thvia TweetDeckRetweeted by calsecondbase and 10 others