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calminginferno

  1. Sitting in the mall eating bourbon st grill trying to remember the reason i came here in the first place... 2:46 PM May 15th via txt
  2. Ooh yeah 6 hour bus ride and the LOTR trilogy to keep me company *last battery last!* 11:11 AM May 12th via txt
  3. Wtf... I feel like mother nsture is going through metapause... 2:55 AM Apr 24th via txt
  4. And back to kitchener i go 9:07 AM Apr 22nd via txt
  5. Fuck traffic, make me miss my train and strand me in toronto for an hour -_- 10:35 AM Apr 20th via txt
  6. Loaded up on snacks and various munchies. Time to go to peterborough 7:43 AM Apr 20th via txt
  7. There is a man in a zut suit on the bus day=made 12:13 PM Apr 18th via txt
  8. Haha someone just called my cell asking for a roberto... I dont even know a roberto 12:09 PM Apr 15th via txt
  9. Yay... This buw smells like feet -_- 4:28 PM Apr 10th via txt
  10. Met a person today at work named blanka, AND they're from brazil 12:15 PM Apr 10th via txt
  11. @_hgoldsmith well i learned something new today haha 10:57 AM Apr 6th via web in reply to _hgoldsmith
  12. Just saw a fast food place called "burrito boyz" fuck toronto why you gotta be so gangst 2:43 PM Apr 5th via txt
  13. Just watched a father teaching his daughter to ride a bike without training wheels #spring 3:39 PM Apr 4th via txt
  14. At what age do you stop being a hipster and start being a hippy through natural progression? 11:46 AM Apr 4th via txt
  15. Shoulder massage of death! 8:27 AM Apr 3rd via txt
  16. @zoeschafer haha, that is the truth of it, it's like once people step on buses they hate the world 2:36 PM Mar 30th via web in reply to zoeschafer
  17. Ha, some guy would rather sit on the opposite side of the bus from his friend then sit next to me, bite me child 11:32 AM Mar 30th via txt
  18. Only 3 hours sleep, time to use dome heavy machinery. Who needs a full set of fingers anyway 6:31 AM Mar 30th via txt
  19. I remember the days when we had an average temperature. Not this sporadic bullshit. 1:55 AM Mar 26th via txt
  20. Duckin awesome night. Now for the long ass walk back home... Yay 10:55 PM Mar 24th via txt