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@EmmaMay Would that it were. I still haven't forgiven BA for buggering up the first day of our honeymoon in T5 baggage chaos.about 6 hours agofrom web
Is it true that Willie Walsh is Louis Walsh's more serious younger brother?about 6 hours agofrom web
A week of Xmas food and booze begins today! It will include two curries and lunch in a Turkish restaurant.about 11 hours agofrom web
At work, and grateful to my colleagues for pointing out that someone was dead before I phoned him up and asked him on the telly.about 13 hours agofrom web
This is exactly the same as "The Winner's Song" by Geraldine McQueen, isn't it? Missed most of #xfactor anyway, was vacuuming.1:23 PM Dec 13thfrom Tweetie
RT @Catboy_Dubai: Quote of the Decade: "If ever there was a person who summed up the crushing vacuousness of the noughties it's Vernon Kay."2:36 AM Dec 12thfrom API
Visiting Hanwell sorting office for the things that wouldn't fit in our letterbox this week. Later: my mum's 60th birthday in Brighton1:01 AM Dec 12thfrom Tweetie
(NB: The Voice of the Balls is not connected in any way to Ed Balls)3:47 AM Dec 11thfrom web
Rather pleased to have secured the Voice of the Balls himself, @dedders, for a special treat at the end of today's @daily_politics3:35 AM Dec 11thfrom web
