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  1. RT @Heilemann: Yeeeeeeeeesssssss Twitter, I'll log in AGAIN! #twitterfail
  2. wordpressmu here i am. take me. anyone want a blog? pff, i know- you can't even give 'em away these days.
  3. got so waylaid at work today that i've lost my to-do list. now running a 'priority system' based on whatever job i trip over- i do. #fun
  4. @RyanMcGoverne should be Fort-ified, no?
  5. RT @RyanMcGoverne: Leith's Western Harbour to be Fortified http://news.scotsman.com/sc...
  6. just signed up for a bit of @foursquare action. this seems like a hideously chic waste of time. but i know i'm gonna like it.
  7. wowza @scotsmanscreen looks and sounds like a great little venue. albeit on the luxury side of a 'good night out' anyone been in there?
  8. @jimwolffman you work there... that's not fair!
  9. cameo appearance from Larry David (the lawyer with a cape) in the outro to the Seinfeld DVD version of 'The Chinese Woman' i'll upload later
  10. @miss_smidge eek, minus the hyphen! you know the trouble those underscores, hyphens and dots cause everyone :P
  11. Red-Head Attacked on “Kick a Ginger Day” — http://www.leithermagazine.... via (@TheLeither)
  12. RT @demonbaby: The American Music Awards should flicker subliminal messages instructing everyone watching to stop breeding.
  13. RT @jonronson: Warning: if you ask Pipers Sports Bar, Orlando for a 1/2 of hummus and a 1/2 of artichoke dip to make a single portion, t ...
  14. @AIannucci oh no not banal acceptance! like Steadman receiving all those commissions for 'oh so biting' portraits from senseless politicos.
  15. just bumped into @RyanMcGoverne who's good with pipes these days. less so with plums, hmm?
  16. @fromtheden i'm just the fella on the other end of the bitter line today! :/
  17. just received the most officious email from some cunt at the national library of scotland. #cunts #cuntfriday
  18. my word you people *pointing at YOU the public* have ill manners and bad B.O. today
  19. This day in 1863: the Gettysburg Address 'Four score and seven years ago etc. etc. etc.' groucho does it better http://tinyurl.com/yzrahap
  20. to quote @johnsmeatonmp "i absolutely hate twitter" nice to see such an active account over there :/