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CallMeRudeSir

Are the names of people on #DesignStar real? Mikel? Bex? Miera? Luca? Stop! about 5 hours ago via web
If we're supposed to meet somewhere and you have a smartphone, please don't ask me for the address. about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck
Is it winter yet? 8:05 AM May 28th via web
Joy Behar must have been fearing for her life during the #MobWives reunion. 11:00 PM May 27th via TweetDeck
I like the concept of #Duets but could they not pick any artists with uptempo songs? 8:33 AM May 27th via web
Remember when Robin Thicke used to just be Thicke? twitter.com/CallMeRudeSir/… 8:29 AM May 27th via web
Kelly Clarkson said she's got a man. They must have bleeped out the "wo-" part of that. 8:07 AM May 27th via TweetDeck
Is this guy from #Duets part bird? twitpic.com/9pxdkd 8:02 AM May 27th via TweetDeck
What is a Quddus and why is it hosting #Duets? 7:46 AM May 27th via TweetDeck
Von Kipper is a fucking asshole. 7:38 AM May 27th via TweetDeck
So not only does this guy shit on the show and an autistic guy but he's also a terrible dancer...with a lisp. #SYTYCD 7:34 AM May 27th via TweetDeck
As if I didn't hate Lil' C enough then he goes and wears 3D glasses without lenses on the premiere of #SYTYCD. 7:14 AM May 27th via TweetDeck
While I lay out I listen to show tunes and flip over at the end of Act 1. #iamgay 10:58 AM May 26th via web
I've never fucked a sailor during Fleet Week. #gayboyproblems 9:19 AM May 26th via web
Last night I was really obsessed with my calves. 7:34 AM May 26th via TweetDeck
The red band trailer for Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter made my dick SO HARD! 6:16 PM May 25th via web
First Jim Parsons and now Duckie! Who will be the next obviously gay person to be outed this week? 5:00 PM May 24th via web
@BrianJMoylan Is it because it's a Jason Mraz song? 4:43 PM May 24th via web in reply to BrianJMoylan
@BrianJMoylan @bertomio Sorry but I think you forgot this. youtube.com/watch?v=qVdhXT… 4:08 PM May 24th via web in reply to BrianJMoylan
@mattsigl I need for that first one to be done with a chomping noise because that's all I can think of. 4:03 PM May 24th via web in reply to mattsigl