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withdrawing from a perfect weekend of wacky adventures. so restless i could howl at the moon.
9:28 PM May 12th
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i just went upstairs for breakfast and there was a strange woman sitting at my table. am confused and disoriented and wanting toast.
9:01 AM Apr 10th
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also, if anyone is looking for public relations or graphic design gurus, i know some great candidates!
1:08 PM Apr 7th
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accursed economy. looking for freelance or full-time copywriting and editing gigs. great at headlines, marketing, ap style and more!
1:07 PM Apr 7th
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@ sorry i didn't say a proper goodbye. i think i was kind of... in shock. it still doesn't feel real. but i miss you. :(
1:02 PM Apr 7th
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in reply to mentzdog
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STOP ITCHING. STOPIT.
1:30 PM Mar 28th
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i rubbed the skin off of the back of my ankle walking around last weekend. it's healing, but it itches like hell. going... crazy.
1:30 PM Mar 28th
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at work. working. on a saturday. OH THE TRAGEDY OF MY LIFE. the things i do for the sake of the written language.
11:27 AM Mar 28th
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also, happy st. patrick's day!! ee!!
1:45 PM Mar 17th
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"reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears." - marcus aurelius
1:45 PM Mar 17th
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must... keep... eyes... open... ::thump::
10:04 AM Mar 4th
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my office smells like pickles. this is unfortunate.
9:33 AM Mar 3rd
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@ and if you planned something and didn't invite me, the jig is up.
4:21 PM Feb 25th
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@ so what are you doing for your birthday? i cannot stand by and let this go uncelebrated.
4:20 PM Feb 25th
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@ don't you know? cats appreciate nothing but blood, tears, and the occasional swearword directed at them.
4:16 PM Feb 25th
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@ oh but you do such a good job with releases!
4:15 PM Feb 25th
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in reply to mentzdog
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also, also... cod liver oil is amazing for breakouts. i take a bunch for the omega-3s and holy crap it's amazing. fish burps are worth it.
4:04 PM Feb 25th
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just to prove myself, TWO twitters in one day. that's commitment. little plug for mes: new post by yours truly!
4:02 PM Feb 25th
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okay, clearly i failed at that "one twitter a day" thing. but i'm back on the wagon, i swear! probably.
4:01 PM Feb 25th
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today's resolution? at least one twitter a day. baby steps, i tell ya. baby steps.
9:22 AM Feb 19th
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- Name brenda johnson
- Location utah
- Bio poor little turtle dove sitting up in pine, mourning for your own true love. why not me for mine?
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