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  1. withdrawing from a perfect weekend of wacky adventures. so restless i could howl at the moon.
  2. i just went upstairs for breakfast and there was a strange woman sitting at my table. am confused and disoriented and wanting toast.
  3. also, if anyone is looking for public relations or graphic design gurus, i know some great candidates!
  4. accursed economy. looking for freelance or full-time copywriting and editing gigs. great at headlines, marketing, ap style and more!
  5. @mentzdog sorry i didn't say a proper goodbye. i think i was kind of... in shock. it still doesn't feel real. but i miss you. :(
  6. STOP ITCHING. STOPIT.
  7. i rubbed the skin off of the back of my ankle walking around last weekend. it's healing, but it itches like hell. going... crazy.
  8. at work. working. on a saturday. OH THE TRAGEDY OF MY LIFE. the things i do for the sake of the written language.
  9. also, happy st. patrick's day!! ee!!
  10. "reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears." - marcus aurelius
  11. must... keep... eyes... open... ::thump::
  12. my office smells like pickles. this is unfortunate.
  13. @jorydayne and if you planned something and didn't invite me, the jig is up.
  14. @jorydayne so what are you doing for your birthday? i cannot stand by and let this go uncelebrated.
  15. @jamesmalach don't you know? cats appreciate nothing but blood, tears, and the occasional swearword directed at them.
  16. @mentzdog oh but you do such a good job with releases!
  17. also, also... cod liver oil is amazing for breakouts. i take a bunch for the omega-3s and holy crap it's amazing. fish burps are worth it.
  18. just to prove myself, TWO twitters in one day. that's commitment. little plug for mes: new post by yours truly! http://tinyurl.com/amcqyl
  19. okay, clearly i failed at that "one twitter a day" thing. but i'm back on the wagon, i swear! probably.
  20. today's resolution? at least one twitter a day. baby steps, i tell ya. baby steps.