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callipygianking

  1. @donnajherren If all of Twitter held you (or at least your followers), wouldn't that get warm and sweaty, thus adding to your A/C problem? about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to donnajherren
  2. Started Cycle with @cyclemeter at 8:52 PM, on a new route. about 23 hours ago via Cyclemeter
  3. @moirarogersbree RT @Aeikens: Photo of Sartell paper mill fire via Sam Funovits. po.st/3YMi7d #verso 10:47 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Top of my wish list right now: A covered porch on the front of my house so I can enjoy this cool light rain. Somebody send porch elves. 7:07 PM May 27th via Seesmic
  5. Still lightning and light rain in 55343. @StuffaboutMpls 6:54 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to StuffaboutMpls
  6. (2/2) While lightning shot out of his ass! 6:28 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. There once was a man from Alsace/ Whose balls were made out of brass/ He'd clang them together/ And play "Stormy Weather" (1/2) 6:27 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. @StuffaboutMpls Weather app. Radar. Second big red blob of nasty following up the one that already went by. 6:25 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to StuffaboutMpls
  9. @StuffaboutMpls Radar shows a second wave coming through... 6:21 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to StuffaboutMpls
  10. @moirarogersbree Inspiration? How about waffles? 5:08 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to moirarogersbree
  11. @moirarogersbree Had a 1st b-day party for my son, watched the Indy 500, then pulled weeds. What's up with you? 2:23 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to moirarogersbree
  12. Baby's party went off with nary a hitch. But why does it have to get so damn warm for his parties? 1:04 PM May 27th via Seesmic
  13. We bought way more paper plates and cups and crap than we'll actually need for the baby's b-day. That just means we're set for Trivia! 6:39 PM May 25th via Seesmic
  14. Started Cycle with @cyclemeter at 4:24 PM, on a new route. 2:24 PM May 24th via Cyclemeter