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  1. Activities at sea: 1. Promenade (2.7 walking laps = 1 mile) after each meal. 2. Meals. 3. Booze 4. Hangovers. 5. Bingo 6. Karaoke. about 10 hours ago from web
  2. Mustering, starboard. Drill. Would be off to bad start otherwise. 1:40 PM Dec 26th from txt
  3. Saw the Everglades from the plane. Water grows in swamps here. 12:49 PM Dec 25th from txt
  4. I'm in the land of Dexter. 11:52 AM Dec 25th from txt
  5. In Ft. Lauderdale. Cool cloud formations on descent. 11:47 AM Dec 25th from txt
  6. Curtis is going on deeq sea fishing excursion tomorrow, according to cell call of seat in front. 7:21 AM Dec 25th from txt
  7. Roller bags go into overhead wheels out, preferably. I like arbitrary guidelines. 7:18 AM Dec 25th from txt
  8. Dude fell over lifting suitcase into overhead. In retrospect, he should have checked it. 7:14 AM Dec 25th from txt
  9. Threat level is...wait for it...orange 7:04 AM Dec 25th from txt
  10. Our flight is very, very full. Not my words. Words of PA lady. 7:02 AM Dec 25th from txt
  11. Had mamosa at the DIA Chop House. Judgment slightly worse than usual. 7:00 AM Dec 25th from txt
  12. Another bitch is hogging the electrical outlets. Same as last trip. 6:56 AM Dec 25th from txt
  13. At DIA. Let the tweets begin. 6:51 AM Dec 25th from txt
  14. Accepting applications for riding on my disco stick. 9:15 AM Dec 23rd from web
  15. December 23rd!!! Happy Festivus!!! No airing of grievances here! 8:59 AM Dec 23rd from web
  16. RT @StateBill: New: 5,000,000-Plus: That’s Colorado’s New Population http://bit.ly/5hq5nM 8:46 AM Dec 23rd from web
  17. RT @BorowitzReport: Married Jonas Brother Says Sex Not Worth the Wait 7:23 AM Dec 23rd from web
  18. What are you trying to do, kill us? The dome will crack! - Total Recall 9:05 PM Dec 22nd from web
  19. I make sure everything remains raw. - Busta Rhymes 1:32 PM Dec 22nd from web
  20. I'm sure to score, adored for more, without a flaw, cuz I get raw. - Big Daddy Kane 1:32 PM Dec 22nd from web
  • Name Matt Krumme
  • Location Estes Park, Colorado
  • Bio Very well, let's see, where should I begin. 160 chars, that's like, a lot! So where was I. I originated in the Cretaceous period, in a shallow sea. Then the
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