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CaliseHawkins

  1. Thank you :) "@dominicanrufus: Very nice RT @SKTV_: Guess they never saw @CaliseHawkins bru @dominicanrufus" 12:58 PM May 23rd via Mobile Web
  2. Elevator smalltalk is awkward. Once it starts I don't feel comfortable parting without making them return a "bye bye" 12:51 PM May 23rd via Mobile Web
  3. I overheard someone say "I don't believe in umbrellas". Well guess what? THEY EXIST, YA WET BITCH 7:33 AM May 21st via Mobile Web
  4. ~direct correlation between how sad I am and my willingness to wear a bra. The more depressed, the less I feel the need to appear busty 8:05 PM May 19th via Mobile Web
  5. @noredavis ha! I read that and thought u were getting ready for a menage with a couple DECENT chicks 8:03 PM May 19th via Mobile Web in reply to noredavis
  6. It's weird when u walk by a guy and make eye contact then u look back and he's looking back too. That just happened to me with someone's dog 12:30 PM May 18th via web
  7. People who make it on the train right before the door closes look around at everybody like we should clap 12:29 PM May 18th via web
  8. First night I EVER bought condoms in my LIFE. SIXTEEN DOLLARS? REALLY? Sex is EXPENSIVE. First time I ever paid for sex/ LAST TIME!! 7:16 PM May 16th via Mobile Web
  9. Self Checkout is so close to "oh shit I almost stole that shit"...to me 7:13 PM May 16th via Mobile Web
  10. I'm drinking to celebrate my decision not to drink 6:46 PM May 16th via Mobile Web
  11. I go cross eyed when I try to figure out which eye to focus on when I'm tryna make eye contact with the cross eyed. 6:44 PM May 16th via Mobile Web
  12. Sometimes I can't say the word "exacerbating" so I just say "ur really masturbating the issue"...gives off the same kind of meaning. 10:14 PM May 15th via Mobile Web
  13. "NO...I'M NOT BEIN DRUNK....I'M JUST BEIN RACIST!" ~Calise Hawkins 6:37 PM May 15th via Mobile Web
  14. @evanweisscomedy thank u :) 3:58 PM May 12th via Mobile Web in reply to evanweisscomedy
  15. "I'll VOTE FOR A BLACK PRESIDENT WHEN GAYS CAN GET GAY MARRIED HA!": Bigot Who Is Now Kickin Himself For Sayin This At Last Yr's X-Mas Party 7:23 PM May 10th via Mobile Web
  16. Awww baby! Xoxo "@KunalViews: @CaliseHawkins shi pow pow are actual lyrics. Good Morning! youtube.com/watch?v=V2WeP2…" 8:12 AM May 10th via Mobile Web
  17. Most couples don't fall into love. They fall into tolerance. That's how the story should go. "I remember the first day I was ok with him" 9:58 PM May 9th via Mobile Web