caligreen
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Top Three Favorite Christmas Songs: #1 - "This Christmas" Donny Hathaway /
about 6 hours ago
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Top Three Favorite Christmas Songs: #2 - "All I Want For Christmas Is You" Mariah Carey /
about 6 hours ago
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Top Three Favorite Christmas Songs: #3 - "Funky, Funky Christmas" NKOTB /
about 6 hours ago
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/ For the first time, I'm living a holiday without my father & without emptiness. Family, friends, church are amazing. Bring on 2010. xo/cg
about 10 hours ago
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about 15 hours ago
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Seriously. It's creeping me out.
6:46 PM Dec 23rd
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AMC fans: Sure, they've hinted at Ryan/Erica for ages, but in actuality? Meh. Good Greenlee's back. Haven't watched this show in a yr. Same.
6:44 PM Dec 23rd
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Already there. ;) RT @: @ Did you drop that cake or what that already there? Either way, EWW! lol
4:25 PM Dec 23rd
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"Happy birthday to the GROUND! I'm not part of your system! Man!"
3:54 PM Dec 23rd
from UberTwitter
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RT @: So i assume you're billing it as the "Thrilla in Vanilla" RT @ My mouth is the Don King of my penis.
10:24 AM Dec 22nd
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Cheese Puff: My body's reaction to dairy.
9:10 PM Dec 21st
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Open Bar: Adult supervision, cab fare, and spare keys advised.
9:10 PM Dec 21st
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One Size Fits All: Sleeves will be too short; crotch will be at knees.
9:10 PM Dec 21st
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Buffet, Potluck, All-You-Can-Eat, etc.: Rolaids &/or Tums required for consumption.
9:09 PM Dec 21st
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Holiday Spirit: The overwhelming urge to punch tourists in the back of the head.
9:08 PM Dec 21st
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Bought a garment rack to help get my clothing organized. Been putting it together for about... 27 hours. Progress: parts out of box, on bed.
6:10 PM Dec 21st
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@ If anyone can do it, you can.
8:21 AM Dec 21st
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in reply to vingoslang
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Ridiculous Lyric of the Month (Maybe Even Year): "Call me Mr. Flintstone, I can make your bed rock." No. Just...no.
9:11 PM Dec 20th
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Hiro would get more exercise if pit bulls could go in stores the same way yippy dogs can be carried inside.
4:14 PM Dec 20th
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I am going to marry it and have its babies.
3:56 PM Dec 20th
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- Name CG
- Location NYC
- Web http://www.caligr...
- Bio Writer. Publicist. Actor. Procrastinator. Pescatarian. Yes, Cali Green is my real name. And yes, I'm this funny in real life.
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