calhoon
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"Put another sticker on that, I'll break your fucking fingers" - Not allowed to say that to an 8 year old. Apparently.
about 4 hours ago
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@ that was a given.
about 18 hours ago
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in reply to siwhite0
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I just won at dinner by the way...
about 19 hours ago
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Nice work @, can we have a moon base next please.
7:02 AM May 25th
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If they renamed The Apprentice 'The Insufferable Wanker' it would make a lot more sense to me.
1:07 PM May 23rd
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Superb episode of Game of Thrones this week, building up to a shitkicker of a finale.
2:03 PM May 22nd
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....he turned to his mother and complained about a splinter in his toe.
1:05 PM May 22nd
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Tried to explain to Eight earlier that the successful SpaceX launch was THE defining technological endeavour in his lifetime thus far...
1:04 PM May 22nd
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@ Good luck mate, sounds like you're going for a cup of gay tea, but i'm sure it's a little more uncomfortable than that.
2:39 AM May 22nd
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in reply to SquiffyMcDuff
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Nice work @
12:57 AM May 22nd
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@ Sadly no, fairly dignified to be honest. Is Sarah ok?
8:22 AM May 21st
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in reply to SquiffyMcDuff
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Now entering day 2 of hangover after a wedding on Saturday. Shit like this should get easier as you get older.
3:40 AM May 21st
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Woken up by SpiderManPants at 6.05 asking if he can have a lie in.
12:26 AM May 19th
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@ looks like you got out in the nick of time "@: Breaking news: Advertising is OVER "
5:06 AM May 18th
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@ no, no wait, it's a lingerie scene.
etc.
1:34 AM May 17th
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in reply to siwhite0
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@ @ likewise, will never fly with them again. The cocksuckers once charged me £60 to print out a sheet of A4.
6:22 AM May 16th
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in reply to siwhite0
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@ @ or a decent Scotch.
12:18 PM May 15th
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in reply to anthropith
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@ please god tell me you have Calpol.
11:39 AM May 15th
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in reply to Rikkiebags
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Beastie Boys' Sabotage But you know, for kids - superb.
5:11 AM May 15th
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@ Yes.
3:30 AM May 15th
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in reply to noaddedwater
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- Name Andy Orritt
- Location neither here nor there
- Web http://calhoon.co...
- Bio I enjoy fine art and philosophical literature, and by that I mean Spider-Man comics and pornography.
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