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calhoolie_FFC

  1. Top Cat....... The Movie?! :)
  2. Brilliant night @ArlingtonArts with Glenn Tilbrook. Never expected this! youtube.com/watch?v=qqGMpB… #glenntilbrook #squeeze
  3. The only gig I ever walked out on was post Squire Stone Roses. Despite all the build up, Ian Browns voice WILL ruin it. #stoneroses
  4. Great to see you so active on Twitter,I used to see you around Liverpool in the late 80s,alway good for a chat. Ive missed you! @empiresend
  5. I always thought that my mother in law made a shaky Elvis noise when she was cold. I've just realised that it's her standard greeting.
  6. Instagram just seems to be a photograph depository for people who like taking pictures of their dinner.
  7. My place of work. It's quite nice, when everyone's gone home! twitter.com/calhoolie_FFC/…
  8. Cadburys Mis-Shapes #yum
  9. When I've exhausted the Beatles I move on to the Rutles. Can't beat the Prefab Four :)
  10. @ValAbnormal I saw blur on the hottest day ever, they were supporting REM. No water, was horrible.
  11. @bobmouldmusic @BackstageRider Weird, I was just thinking of Sugar! Lots of Gumball today too!
  12. I know it's spelt 'Chocolate' but my mother in law pronounces every syllable, 'Choco-late', and it fucking annoys me! #motherinlawnews
  13. For you science fiction types :p twitter.com/calhoolie_FFC/…
  14. I keep forgetting that to my kids I'm a giant.
  15. @tracey_thorn Did you say iPhone?.........
  16. Joined the work gym for the 3rd time. This time I'm not going to kid myself that I'm going to stick at it!
  17. Must remember that I have one lamb chop shaped sideburn. Shaving without a mirror, not good!
  18. Ex Girlfriend. A very good kisser if my memory serves me correctly. instagr.am/p/K3ObasMLDF/
  19. A reminder for all who have not seen it, Man On Wire, BBC2, 22:00. Be sure to watch ;)
  20. Shopping at the Dandy Mall, Cairo. instagr.am/p/K3JhjkMLP4/