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calezor

  1. Nothing for three days, sigh. #vaguetweets about 24 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Be happy or just get drunk. That's my plans for tonight. 12:34 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. @justinbarbour The leader of the SA was a homosex thusly the whole Nazi party was homosex. 7:19 PM May 24th via web in reply to justinbarbour
  4. All I want is a flat stomach, a boyfriend, fast internet, and an unlimited supply of Grill'd and Grainwaves. 7:17 PM May 24th via web
  5. @matwhi ...and Anderson Cooper, unf. 6:58 PM May 24th via web in reply to matwhi
  6. @wukey Great, if it delivers on its promise of speed. 5:30 PM May 24th via web in reply to wukey
  7. @GotAbMo Because they are getting jacked as shit. 5:58 AM May 24th via web in reply to GotAbMo
  8. Harajuku Gyoza and Max Brenner on Sunday. Food coma, come at me. #happy #happy #down 5:04 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. *sigh* Today has been up and down, smiles and frowns. 3:08 AM May 24th via web
  10. @benhider My housemate actually thought it meant a fabulous (gay) tablet. 10:44 PM May 23rd via web in reply to benhider
  11. @SPSSS I'm jealous; mine are blue always blue. #sigh 7:03 PM May 23rd via web in reply to SPSSS
  12. @SPSSS Swap? :P 6:43 PM May 23rd via web in reply to SPSSS
  13. @SPSSS I like brown eyes, I have blue eyes and I utterly detest them. 6:27 PM May 23rd via web in reply to SPSSS
  14. Auf twittersehen. 4:00 AM May 23rd via web
  15. @mattRan @TyRodneyJames @thepiecemaker You're all doing it wrong...cherry liqueur. 3:53 AM May 23rd via web in reply to mattRan
  16. @DylanSamuel_ As I said before, believe what you believe and as long as it doesn't affect me or other people I don't mind. 3:23 AM May 23rd via web in reply to DylanSamuel_
  17. @DylanSamuel_ I agree -- though that ideology is not for me. :) 3:21 AM May 23rd via web in reply to DylanSamuel_
  18. @DylanSamuel_ I've been told I'm as bad as Stalin and I'm going to hell before just because I happen to be atheist. It's a two way street. 3:20 AM May 23rd via web in reply to DylanSamuel_
  19. @DylanSamuel_ Ideally I would like them to believe in reality, the beauty of the cosmos and life, sans creator but I would never force them. 3:13 AM May 23rd via web in reply to DylanSamuel_
  20. @DylanSamuel_ Faith by definition must exist sans evidence but I digress. I don't care what people believe as long as it doesn't affect me. 3:12 AM May 23rd via web in reply to DylanSamuel_
  • Name Caleb Collins
  • Location Brisbane, Australia
  • Web http://diemacht.t...
  • Bio Caleb Collins (n) 1. Drunk homosexual (See also: Wallace Wells) 2. Perpetually curious 3. A fellow of infinite jest 4. Completely unremarkable
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