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Man arrested at Berlusconi hospital. What odds on a 'cap in his ass' from the Mafia before December is out? He's certainly upset someone.about 10 hours agofrom TwitterBar
'End Game' by Megadeth has to be the finest album by the Mustaine fronted metallers in years.2:08 AM Dec 15thfrom web
Monday morning. Shite a.m. Myself and all the other drones pour into Edinburgh airport.9:20 PM Dec 13thfrom Tweetie
A day filled with reindeer, Santa and other family stuff. Sometimes the good things in life cost buttons.2:23 PM Dec 13thfrom web
Freezing bollocks off in Edinburgh. Jets game at 6pm on NFL gamepass then up early for a 6.25am flight to London.6:31 AM Dec 13thfrom Tweetie
Just saw Justin from I'm a Celebrity in Queen St Station. Looked awfy peely wally for a bloke who spent three weeks in the jungle.1:56 AM Dec 12thfrom Tweetie
Off to passport office today where I will have the dubious pleasure of being fleeced £96.50 for a wee book with my daughters photo in it.11:13 PM Dec 11thfrom Tweetie
RT @truegravity: Someone asked me the other day; 'What's your pet hate?'I said, 'It doesn't really like things shoved up its arse.'6:08 AM Dec 11thfrom web