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  1. and enjoys passing notes to strangers at the bar reading, “I want to give you a hand job with my mouth," signing them "Korean Abdul-Jabbar.”
  2. starting now... Amongst her notable traits, she has a tattoo on her back that reads "I Love Beards"
  3. Hello twitter. I am sick of my family always commenting on random shit that I write on Facebook, so maybe I will try writing some of it here
  4. Check it... my #fwpa entry is here: http://tinyurl.com/5wrnf4
  5. Getting a twitter. Why, you ask... It's so I can submit my Fail Whale Pale Ale entry! Maybe I will be a twitter-er too!