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  1. Had a good number of people yesterday willing to accept the mantle of Batman. I think it's safe to say that we are ... Planet Batman.
  2. RT @spinooti "http://is.gd/5cmMD One more reason to love Stuart Immonen."
  3. But seriously. Put away your trumpets, everyone.
  4. @the_real_mkb It's just a fact of life that, eventually, try as we might, the Joker will kill us all.
  5. The Friends of the Nib gallery show was mind-blowingly awesome. I'm so amped I could play a trumpet with my cock. SORRY IF YOU MISSED IT.
  6. WE GOT ONE! @merrycalliope
  7. @xDaveBakerx Didn't your parents ever discuss the bats and the wannabes with you?
  8. @xDaveBakerx I'm ashamed of you, David. You're old enough to know that _dressing up as_ Batman is not the same as _being_ Batman.
  9. Since 1993, two people besides Bruce Wayne have been Batman. Why aren't more people Batman? Let's get on the bat-ball, people.
  10. @leonardpierce "Be assured that the Freedom Tray is designed to hold all you can load in it." OH THANK GOD, that's a weight off my shoulders
  11. "What if something happens to my Freedom Tray?" Listen, we all worry about the safety of our Freedom Trays. I expect the FBI would be called
  12. "Is this a patriotic tray?" Why would the FAQ even allow such a question! Did terrorists ask it? HELL YES FREEDOM TRAY IS A PATRIOTIC TRAY!!
  13. FREEDOM TRAY! GOD BLESS AMERICA!! Thank you Freedom TV, Mitch Laurence and your foreign trophy wife Ewa Mataya! http://freedomtray.com
  14. I think I'd like to try my hand at producing some vinyl toys in 2010. Anyone with pertinent experience care to give me loads of free advice?
  15. This opera music isn't cheering me up.
  16. Also, I'll be drawing live at Howard House during the Friends of the Nib show tonight. Come see! Details: http://tinyurl.com/yf5fgbt
  17. Last Blackest Night joke for a while, I promise.
  18. accidentally jabbed my gums real hard brushing my teeth this morning, they're bleeding like crazy. I've decided I'm therefore a Red Lantern.
  19. Brace yourselves, comic fans - apparently debuting soon is "Black Lantern Professor Zoom the Reverse Flash"! Say _that_ a buncha ass times.
  20. You know what that Blackest Night comic book series needs? Common Sense Lanterns.