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  1. In bed with james patterson and alex cross
  2. @cher_burton you reckon? No offense but you still look like you've been stung by a wasp :) hope that made you smile!
  3. @MonsoonTweets best promo in a long time! Lots of customers were very happy with there new emerald embellished scarves, even the men!
  4. @cher_burton just call me chef jane
  5. reading james patterson with a towel on my head
  6. looking after bear with her mouth all in stitches trying not to laugh
  7. thinking about the bigger things in life
  8. debating if to fake it up or scrub it off
  9. @scott_mills need some vital stats please
  10. waiting to see if i got to get the aiport in my old banger, dosnt sound promising
  11. @PriceyM your day sounds as gravy as mine
  12. cooking chips kechup mayo.done.
  13. just about to book my home study interior decorating course, hope im doing the right thing
  14. @mommybolt jees me too this is going to get crazy :) you and baby beauty look fantasticly happy xx
  15. @Schofe happpy to see your hedge on this morning
  16. im going to do some doodles
  17. i have just started my twitter from hearing about radio 1 tea lady starting hers and good ole stephen fry too