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calamitycalls

  1. this wedding is going to be interesting. 34 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. @darkenednights i wish I was there ;____; about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to darkenednights
  3. @rwstew4 I am so so so sorry! :( really I am about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to rwstew4
  4. Matthew is the worst gay prostitute ever. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. maybe I should feel weird for Loki hunting alone.... nope. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. I'm going Loki hunting tonight... about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  7. this lady whose wedding I'm working on's laugh sounds just like @twhiddleston's in the loki'd video. #Weird #EhHehHehHeh about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  8. @twhiddleston this just made me sad that i won't be able to watch it right away. dang my American citizenship... about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to twhiddleston
  9. cause I found someone to carry me home tonight 11:04 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. @GinnyPig2 Taylor is @Btaytay and I love you :) 10:34 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to GinnyPig2
  11. @clandestinecass because it's a lot of verbal porn. awwwww yeeeeeeeahhhh 10:15 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to clandestinecass
  12. when DON'T I want polito's? @BigSlice 10:14 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. @clandestinecass also I started a present for you. if I'm still cognitive when I get home I'll work on it and show it to you. you'll like it 10:12 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to clandestinecass
  14. @clandestinecass this bar is giving me severe sexual torture... 10:04 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to clandestinecass
  15. @clandestinecass we just belted them in a bar. boys and girls, no shame. you don't know you're beautifullllllll 9:54 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to clandestinecass
  16. seriously, every time I hear one direction, I think of @clandestinecass 9:49 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. I'm only getting started. 9:44 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. if I toss it tonight, it's gonna taste like pineapples. 9:15 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. we're going to get sloppy twitter.com/calamitycalls/… 8:34 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  20. @mansal23 this fact makes me very happy! :) 7:30 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mansal23