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calamityaimz

  1. Could do with a coffee now, preferably an iced one...too hot for anything else. 24 minutes ago via Twitter for Android
  2. Took some allergy tablets earlier "may cause drowsiness"...yeah no kidding. Wasn't a good idea to take them before going to work... 26 minutes ago via Twitter for Android
  3. Although you may reach deep into your imagination now, your ac... More for Cancer bit.ly/yk3b9m about 5 hours ago via Twittascope
  4. time for bed.... about 10 hours ago via web
  5. why did perez feel the need to tag this... 25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4m2mqF… not yours prick! about 10 hours ago via web
  6. my little edit went from 2 notes to 18 in like 2 minutes....that's never happened lol it's usually about a day like the last one. about 10 hours ago via web
  7. Photo: tmblr.co/Z07-exM99tLg about 11 hours ago via Tumblr
  8. It took me forever to see the bird on the necklace...I fail. about 11 hours ago via web
  9. Oh boy, the Ninnies are gonna have a field day with that one... about 12 hours ago via web
  10. A closer inspection made me realise it's actually Ginger Bloke. Rob's hair isn't that think at the back. about 12 hours ago via web
  11. imagebam.com/image/8de90f19… That's Danny isn't it?...I first thought it was Rob till someone mentioned it wasn't. about 12 hours ago via web
  12. I usually cringe at cheesy proposals but that was really sweet! about 13 hours ago via web
  13. lol at the comments though, chrome translated them and they make absolutely NO sense at all. the hilarity. #rplife about 13 hours ago via web
  14. <33 RT @@NightOwl725 so handsome bit.ly/KAooku about 13 hours ago via web
  15. how many more times am I gonna open this imagebam.com/image/b5736d19… lol #derp about 13 hours ago via web
  16. imagebam.com/image/8cd0f919… flawless. about 13 hours ago via web
  17. Seeing those red carpet pictures on a computer has killed me...STUNNING!!! about 13 hours ago via web
  18. AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT. about 14 hours ago via web
  19. Mums response to my Anchorman style reaction to hand holding:"So? they're a couple, and everyone knows it, why shouldnt they?" I love her. about 14 hours ago via web