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calamari

  1. Today is perfect!! I ran 6.02 miles in 0:52:15 with @RunKeeper - rnkpr.com/a1ga6jb 9:38 AM May 13th via Tweet Button
  2. Haim at Glasslands instagr.am/p/KROet4rZVq/ 7:54 PM May 5th via Instagram
  3. Alex Winston at the knitting factory instagr.am/p/J04yAkLZRZ/ 7:46 PM Apr 24th via Instagram
  4. First Aid Kit instagr.am/p/IvX4T9rZRA/ 6:51 PM Mar 28th via Instagram
  5. Running the NYC half this morning. I love you New York instagr.am/p/IUaPVJrZYU/ 7:32 AM Mar 18th via Instagram
  6. Lucky number 13729 instagr.am/p/ISWArErZdy/ 12:17 PM Mar 17th via Instagram
  7. All the companies on the 5th floor sound like the names of 80s video games. I used to get the high score on instagr.am/p/IGJhWuLZdd/ 6:38 PM Mar 12th via Instagram
  8. Stay beautiful central park instagr.am/p/IDFlw5rZbG/ 2:05 PM Mar 11th via Instagram
  9. One more week instagr.am/p/ICe6J2rZQm/ 8:27 AM Mar 11th via Instagram
  10. @sofia_henriques thank you Sofia 6:38 AM Mar 4th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sofia_henriques
  11. Walking to the subway instagr.am/p/HvfTGirZQl/ 11:24 PM Mar 3rd via Instagram
  12. No rain will ever touch this woman because of her super giant magic umbrella instagr.am/p/HobAxvrZVP/ 5:33 AM Mar 1st via Instagram
  13. I ran 10.05 miles in 1:36:52 with @RunKeeper - rnkpr.com/a177eip 1:45 PM Feb 26th via Tweet Button
  14. I wonder if it's possible to have a love affair that lasts forever - is.gd/QfFHOv 6:16 AM Feb 23rd via web
  15. I wonder what kind of completely juvenile person would draw a skull and crossbones on the bathroom out of or instagr.am/p/HRPKW4rZZx/ 5:27 AM Feb 21st via Instagram
  16. I ran 7.05 miles in 0:59:29 with @RunKeeper - rnkpr.com/a15zprq (Also, this Pryda song is my running jam lately - is.gd/7k4J0F ) 9:41 AM Feb 12th via Tweet Button
  17. I ran 6.03 miles in 0:51:36 with @RunKeeper - rnkpr.com/a15frvv #RunKeeper 1:59 PM Feb 5th via Tweet Button
  18. Who would throw out a perfectly good copy of Moonstruck? instagr.am/p/odvma/ 1:50 PM Feb 5th via Instagram
  19. Passing by the MET on my way to run in Central Park instagr.am/p/obuV0/ 12:31 PM Feb 5th via Instagram
  20. This video of a dad & his kids covering Depeche Mode's "Everything Counts" is the most charming thing I've ever seen - youtu.be/BxQSEvHdyjQ 1:26 PM Jan 29th via web