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cakeyclown

  1. Clown Tip #673: A little dab of Vaseline on either eyelid helps you to blink 23% faster. 9:42 PM Apr 17th via web
  2. Clown Tip #532: Smear a little toothpaste on your upper lip and the world will smell fresh and minty all day long. 11:37 PM Oct 18th, 2011 via web
  3. I don't know about you guys, but I still miss Li'l Sebastian. I guess I always will...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-PUW6y4F6c 3:15 PM Oct 16th, 2011 via web
  4. @earlfando Until we've stamped out mimes, we will never be free. 3:27 PM Sep 20th, 2011 via web in reply to earlfando
  5. Lost five toe tips in an unfortunate construction paper incident. In other news, got my twitter account back from those accursed mimes. 3:24 PM Sep 20th, 2011 via web
  6. clown tip #9: in a pinch, a bread and butter pickle slice under each armpit makes a great deodorant substitute. 8:04 AM May 13th, 2011 via Mobile Web
  7. Clown tip #213: The best treatment for a rash is another, bigger rash. 4:01 PM May 12th, 2011 via web
  8. i will have chocolate pudding for lunch and try not to confuse it for the bowl of dog diarrhea like last time. 10:27 AM May 12th, 2011 via Mobile Web
  9. Got a brand old talk show airing on BBC5. There is an illegal preview clip up at unfortunateideas.blogspot.com 9:25 PM Feb 23rd, 2011 via web
  10. And it's not grease paint. It's a dead mouse. 9:18 PM Feb 18th, 2011 via web
  11. Nope, the grease paint was not coming from my face. It was under the pillow. 9:18 PM Feb 18th, 2011 via web
  12. I smell the grease paint. Where is it coming from? Possibly my face. 9:16 PM Feb 18th, 2011 via web
  13. Join the movement to bring back Mayor McCheese #McDonalds - bringbackthemayor.com via @wewantmccheese 2 delicious not to love his mouth meat. 8:19 PM Jan 23rd, 2011 via Tweet Button
  14. Lost my hat. Wind blew it off the roof during a thunderstorm while I was duct taping the lightning rod. If you see a hat, send it to me. 6:10 AM Jan 2nd, 2011 via web
  15. Conan will give me a car, or I will squeeze the bulbous clown nose. It contains a grain of proto-matter that might or might not hurt us. 8:44 PM Nov 29th, 2010 via web
  16. Reason #7 Your Car Smells: Grandma’s “quilt collection”. Enter Conan's #20PinetreeAirFresheners Sweepstacular @ http://bit.ly/an50kt 8:42 PM Nov 29th, 2010 via Team Coco - 20 Pine Trees
  17. Eating soap. Kind of sour. Burns in my throat. But, man alive, is my breath stanky with irish goodness forever now. 3:30 PM Nov 19th, 2010 via web
  18. The only thing better than a disturbing video is a cube of disturbing videos. http://bit.ly/bAu4p8 11:43 AM Nov 15th, 2010 via web
  19. This is my timely seasonal warning about Mime Pox -- youtube.com/watch?v=3fW9JV… via @youtube 4:11 PM Nov 7th, 2010 via Tweet Button
  20. Participating in the communal sweating and spitting that happens every November in the woods when the clowns all get together for tea. 4:09 PM Nov 7th, 2010 via web
  • Name Cakey the Clown
  • Location Circus Town, USA
  • Bio Born in Kurpmignid, Romania. Hates mimes forever.
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