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  1. @claytonhickman At 12.30am? Fuck me, you're so .... freelance
  2. Oh Blackwell's on FIRE today. BRAIN FIRE: RT @simonblackwell: An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth - that was a weird episode of Swap Shop
  3. @BoomDialogue Well HELLO! You'll soon realise it's all a bit sordid and sweary, I'm afraid
  4. @robinturner Oh, those cuffs leave a mark, believe me you
  5. @robinturner *air punch, followed by jail*
  6. @robinturner I've actually both said that, and had it said to me :-(
  7. @roddale I bet your 32" more than does it justice, darling
  8. @mrjonmacqueen From behind. With ear-whispering
  9. Call my mum #threewordsaftersex
  10. @roddale There's a lot of "rubbing", as well. And the screen's bigger than youporn!
  11. @mrjonmacqueen tbh even the face-punching looks quite hot once you're "in the mood."
  12. Cage fighting: RT @simonblackwell: And if you put a tea-towel over the cage, they immediately think it's night-time and go to sleep. Sweet.
  13. There's a bit of "tickling" - then back to leaning against each other's necks, breathing heavily. It all spells "sex" to me, I'm afraid.
  14. Watching cage fighting on Bravo+1. It's almost tenderly homoerotic. They just look like they're leaning against the ropes and kissing
  15. @justinionn I think I'm more H L Spenken
  16. @JackVolkzinger Cheers *raises glass of lukewarm water in benediction*
  17. @alexispetridis This is like a cyber Algonquin Round Table *table is covered with old newspapers, custardy bowls, cat worming tablets*
  18. @StephenRMoulton It's on a DVD, babe - I'm watching it for review next week :-(
  19. @alexispetridis I will be honest with you: I ate too much of it. I feel vaguely nauseous. The custard is by way of "balance"
  20. @alexispetridis Our lives are both glamourous, and limitless. We're like Roman Candles, flaring etc etc *eats cold custard with fork*