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  1. My mother's new catch phrase...life sucks-wear a fucking helmet.
  2. My cat's attempt to sabotage my morning by napping on alarm (a.k.a phone) thwarted. She thinks she's stealth with her belly ringing-HA!
  3. Still humping the American dream.
  4. I hurt at the cellular level today. I think this must b what Dr. Bruce Banner feels like when he gets green.
  5. I hurt at the cellular level today. I think this must b what Dr. Bruce Banner feels like when he gets green.
  6. Ahh Chet Baker you & your velvet voice make it seem ok to wriggle into the whiskey bottle, slit the wrists, and say it's love.
  7. I just got car sick IN BED typing on computer...I (not) <3 itunes "get info"
  8. What is the term when you just can't think of what to tweet...dumb-stwuck?
  9. I think the burgeoning theory that Darwin led to the extinction of werewolves is quite valid.
  10. Jude Law shimmers amidst the dank walls of Elsinore on Broadway. I <3 shakespeare
  11. I've come to crave the sweet pain of training
  12. Ibuprofen doesn't seem to reduce the inflamation of a heartache
  13. The dinner conversation marx, kitties and booti-licious
  14. Pittsburg Titans...i have both defenses in two fantasy leagues...can you say conflicted?
  15. Norma&jodi girls had my back...A line of 3 drinks waitn@cantina but bedtime early cause I'm doing pirate cruise http://www.kalmarnyckel.org/
  16. There is no time for chocolate!!!
  17. I am going to relieve myself all over your bonfire.
  18. Wondering why i'm still at work...planning an international festival takes a lot of planning and logistics! www.philagrafika.org
  19. http://twitpic.com/erfrk - Camden Riversharks game was great heckling, sunset and Philly skyline
  20. I need a gumball machine full of Adderall in my office.