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  1. @KrystalSim Ok, well since I started off well but trailed off, how about http://bit.ly/3apfCK
  2. @tomcummings Thanks man, I even overlooked your Red Sox fetish :P
  3. @KrystalSim I couldn't think of a response to that which wasn't condescending or just plain insulting to you or women as a whole.
  4. @KrystalSim I'm afraid lusting after teenagers is a man's game. A man on a register, but a man nonetheless. Wait 15 years & become a cougar.
  5. @KrystalSim You could try to explain your infatuation with the child stars of the movie but I fear it would not help your case.
  6. This weeks lone follow friday goes to @tomcummings top bloke from Forrester Research.
  7. @KrystalSim What can I say? I'm an excellent judge of character.
  8. @KrystalSim Contrasts? Different shades of the life of a grown-up 14 year old girl? :P
  9. @KrystalSim I'm not sure who would be insulted by that :? I trust you are preparing for a night of dancing, drinking & 80s video gaming.
  10. @KrystalSim Thanks for the FF, though I'm not sure I agree with your rationale. But thanks all the same my hetero equal.
  11. $CSX & other rail stocks are making it look like I know what I'm doing. Crude is working for me too. Must be an illusion...
  12. @KrystalSim Yep, in fact I think you can deduct some points for using "well gay"
  13. @KrystalSim Good point, 56% is a well-rounded modern individual. I just noticed that @NotAPretender is off to Sweden, coincidence?
  14. @KrystalSim @WeeLin Know how I know you're gay? because http://www.stockholmpride.o... told me.
  15. @JimmyHodson Could Bubbles come to your funeral?
  16. @MorningWhiskey I guess twitter must be deleting spammers at the moment, just dropped about 30 followers.
  17. @MorningWhiskey I mean the list of people I'm following, for some reason about 5/6 people showed up who I never followed, weird.
  18. Is something up with Twitter's following page? I'm seeing some random people I never followed. Is it just me?
  19. Mocking friend who has been sent on junket to Vegas. Long flight, misses earnings season & well, it's Las Vegas...
  20. @NotAPretender Vegetarians love one thing more than animals; portmanteaus. Tofurkey, Facon, the world's your soy-based oyster.