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Dear Internet, I am old now. Please make everything 38pt type from now on. THANKS. #grumpyoldshite 2:33 PM May 4th via web
I have just become the 9th man to join @pinterest pinterest.com/caiminjones/ 8:50 AM May 4th via web
Yay! The next iPad will come with handles so you can hump it. 2:34 PM Apr 27th via Twitter for Android
Is this end of the world thing still on? Need to know whether it's worth washing up or not. 10:26 AM May 21st, 2011 via web
Naturalist says snails may have homing instinct - full details when he finishes his study in 63 years. 8:34 AM Mar 21st, 2011 via web
morgan_murphy bob dylan has completed his transition to old lesbian. 6:35 PM Feb 13th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by caiminjones and 64 others
It would be a lot easier to learn Italian if they didn't have a different word for nearly everything. 11:12 AM Feb 13th, 2011 via web
Good News: Microsoft now offers Word with a 30 day trial. Even Better News: It'll only take you one of those to realize it's shit. 12:52 PM Jan 25th, 2011 via web
Sign you're getting old #47: You have a bookmark folder called "Cardigans". 4:24 AM Nov 19th, 2010 via web
It's my birthday tomorrow, so I imagine I'll be inundated with messages from forums I'd forgotten I was a member of. 2:01 PM Oct 17th, 2010 via web
JoeDeVitoComedy 33 Chilean miners launched into outer space. Some people just don't know when to quit. 8:51 PM Oct 13th, 2010 via web Retweeted by caiminjones and 1 other
Carly Simon is so vain she probably thinks this tweet is about her. 9:03 AM Sep 17th, 2010 via web
davehodg Pope says atheists pick & choose their morals. Correct. Today I will be frowning on child abuse & not having a problem with homosexuality. 3:59 AM Sep 17th, 2010 via TweetDeck Retweeted by caiminjones and 3644 others
Little known fact: The most worn out keys in the @mashable headline writing office are M U S T H A V E and all the numerals. 12:32 PM Sep 16th, 2010 via web
Survey: Most unpopular tie design is stripes. Closely followed by the Pastor Terry Jones commemorative tie. 10:40 AM Sep 10th, 2010 via Seesmic Web
blainecapatch if you're burning a koran, please light it with a bible. 10:52 AM Sep 9th, 2010 via web Retweeted by caiminjones and 1767 others
Hard work never killed anyone but I prefer not to chance it. 8:06 AM Sep 9th, 2010 via web
SashRocks Smart lady. RT @jasonsechrest: My mom is drinking an apple martini with a cherry and calling it a fruit salad. 8:24 PM Sep 8th, 2010 via TweetDeck Retweeted by caiminjones and 1 other
There's only one thing worse than happy, young Christians and that is happy, young Christians with tambourines and triangles. 3:00 PM Aug 31st, 2010 via web
Things learned from my cat #47: It's not easy to look cool & sophisticated with wet leaves stuck to your ass. 11:33 AM Aug 29th, 2010 via web