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cafedarkness

  1. “Oh my god, that guy’s outfit made me seasick.” -@MalibuRVA about 1 hour ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Richmond, VA
  2. I would rather eat Hot Pockets for a year than go to Broad Appetite. about 2 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Richmond, VA
  3. INDEED! “@blueshound: @sharischaefer @cafedarkness so a romper is basically what my toddler wears minus the snaps on the crotch?” about 2 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Richmond, VA
  4. The reason @TrevorDickerson has so many followers is because he’s a child prodigy. about 3 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Richmond, VA
  5. @babycamatar @KyleHighKlub I JUST fucked a goat! Funsies! about 4 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Richmond, VA in reply to babycamatar
  6. @theladypaige Ah, the perils of romperdom! about 5 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Richmond, VA in reply to theladypaige
  7. This ——> “@theladypaige: im finna drink this beer and put on a romper.” about 5 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Richmond, VA
  8. There’s an entire underground dog park society. Get familiar. about 6 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Richmond, VA
  9. Uh! Enough zombie talk! Imma eat you! about 19 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Richmond, VA
  10. “We drove around the fan, listening to rap music.” -This is why Strawberry Hill is donezo. about 21 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Richmond, VA
  11. No. “@chrisbrown: I see how this works now... When peoples careers get to the "nobody cares" stage they use my name for publicity! Lol” about 22 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Richmond, VA
  12. Crazy lady in obedience school asked if it was ok if she danced with her dog. Miss Pat said no. #DontFuxWithMissPat 1:09 PM Jun 2nd via Tweetbot for iOS from Tuckahoe, VA
  13. @__ANTISOCIAL__ right? Loved that pic! 1:06 PM Jun 2nd via Tweetbot for iOS from Tuckahoe, VA in reply to __ANTISOCIAL__
  14. Yay for Steve not being the worst behaved dog at obedience school! 11:32 AM Jun 2nd via Tweetbot for iOS from Tuckahoe, VA
  15. !!!! “@HuffPostWeird: Zombie Apocalypse: CDC weighs in on recent wave of cannibal incidents huff.to/KxwomJ” 9:44 AM Jun 2nd via Tweetbot for iOS from Richmond, VA
  16. @Matthew_Spicer ha! I like that. 8:13 AM Jun 2nd via Tweetbot for iOS from Richmond, VA in reply to Matthew_Spicer
  17. Steve can fly! @ Barker Field Dog Park instagr.am/p/LYC8gVPXcM/ 8:00 AM Jun 2nd via Instagram from Richmond, VA  
  18. Giving abortion protesters the finger really makes my weekend complete. 7:30 AM Jun 2nd via Tweetbot for iOS from Richmond, VA
  19. I’m dancing with myself. :( 7:28 AM Jun 2nd via Tweetbot for iOS from Richmond, VA
  20. @libshitz Beach House! 7:21 AM Jun 2nd via Tweetbot for iOS from Richmond, VA in reply to libshitz