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@Zippy715 They should have given that award to my lunch. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to Zippy715
@Zippy715 Would it make you feel better to know that a pregnant woman was kidnapped, shot and set on fire and it WASN'T in Florida? about 12 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to Zippy715
Oh, Florida. Let's see if we can get through a day without any naked people eating other people's faces off. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
Account exec D-bag: Want to write the copy? Write it yourself & don't waste my time. I'm not a secretary, here to type up your thoughts. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
@OBanksPub I was too busy laughing at him on his hands and knees ripping up our grass where all the condo dogs pee. 6:27 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to OBanksPub
@OBanksPub He poked around in that spot for a good 25 minutes until he realized it was our sprinkler system. Plus that's where the dogs pee. 6:06 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to OBanksPub
Just saw a father biking with his young daughter. He was texting while biking. Way to set an example. 4:31 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
Welcome to Florida. twitter.com/cactustackler/… 4:21 PM May 27th via Camera on iOS
tpolamalu This pic is funny. The 7 deadly sins modernized: i.imgur.com/55ZHy.jpg 4:15 PM May 26th via HootSuite Retweeted by cactustackler and 214 others
@OBanksPub Recently bought some #Shocktop Lemon Shandy for the first time. I like it. Refreshing in the hot weather. 4:15 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to OBanksPub
@OBanksPub That won't last you til June 21st. 3:45 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to OBanksPub
Anyone got a cure for an insanely runny nose? I've tried cold medicine, Claritin, alka seltzer, green tea, saline flush. nothing works. help 3:05 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
Spraying bug repellent did no good. All it took was one #Downy Clean Breeze dryer sheet and the mosquitos are gone. 7:18 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
It's 100 degrees and the mosquitos are in attack mode. Florida really knows how to be an asshole. 4:16 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
If you double space after a period, I will. assume that you are over the age of 60. 7:39 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
I laugh when old people call the toilet "the commode." Is that a Pittsburgh old people thing or is that everywhere? 5:56 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
@chadjarae Hee Hee! We need to get #dongle trending. 3:37 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to chadjarae
@Zippy715 dictionary.reference.com/browse/dongle?… 1:08 PM May 24th via Twitter for Mac in reply to Zippy715
I'm like a 10 year old boy the way I giggle whenever someone says "dongle." 12:42 PM May 24th via Twitter for Mac
Well, for once they're predicting a "near normal" hurricane season. So this will be the year we get wiped off the map. 10:22 AM May 24th via Twitter for Mac

Name cactus tackler
Location florida
Bio Copywriter, photographer, designer, typography snob, steeler fan. Dryer sheets make me happy. Not much else does.