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Discovering the hard way that staples are not a good way to repair slippers.7:16 AM Apr 14thfrom TweetDeck
Dear @barackobama, please don't pose for any more pictures looking like a frat boy. It's undignifying to the office you hold. Thanks, a fan.1:40 PM Apr 3rdfrom Twittelator
Just goatse'd 6 of 7 coworkers (1 was smart enough to say no). If you don't know what that is, don't look it up. Really, I beg you. Don't.11:27 AM Apr 3rdfrom Twittelator