I was misled. According to the promo video, New Twitter is supposed to be accompanied by inspirational indie rock.

I want to write a github crawler bot that removes the words "just" and "simply" from your READMEs.

@Clarko is that a bad thing?

stackoverflow.com/questions/1732… The horrors that will befall you if you filter html with regex.... #html #regex #cthulu

@mauriciojr @jruby But Solr and Sunspot are awesome, I agree.

@mauriciojr @jruby Solr is a separate process, right? Sounds suboptimal when I'm trying to deploy this app as a self-contained app.

Anyone know of a drop-in replacement for ferret when switching to jruby?

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you'll have to answer fucking fish questions the rest of your life.

I hereby propose a new HTTP status code class, 6XX Censored: 601 Corporate Censorship; 602 Government Censorship; 603 Parental Censorship

If you have this problem, you're likely a rubyist: xkcd.com/974/

@grantimahara that is creepy. Awesome, But creepy.

#rockymtnruby was the bomb. Thanks sponsors! I had a great time meeting you awesome programmers!

#rockymntruby was the bomb. Thanks sponsors! I had a great time meeting you awesome programmers!

@theTunnelBear Give me 1GB of free data now! bit.ly/ifIQLR #theTunnelBear

A trillion dollars - http://icio.us/K5p3LT

Key Chords - http://icio.us/y3ahN7 Figure out a chord progression quickly #music #guitar #composition

Math is the mechanics of Ideas. #math #philosophy #deepthoughts

Basically, Denver isn't too warm today.

It's so cold that Shania Twain covered her midriff... #coldsnap

It's so cold, the pet store started stocking penguins... #coldsnap