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kylekinaneIf your "lost dog" poster is written in first person from the dog's perspective, I totally understand why your dog ran away.9:42 PM May 22ndvia webRetweeted by c_johns and 129 others
A tampon fell out of my purse earlier. It was so embarrassing! Now everyone knows I have periods!11:43 AM May 21stvia web
kellyoxfordIf your toddler tells you to "Die!" and you don't pretend to die and just lay there until they freak out and cry, you're a terrible parent.9:35 AM Apr 25thvia EchofonRetweeted by c_johns and 780 others