c0achmcguirk
-
I would like professional boxing to invite King Hippo to come back. I've heard he's wearing a belt these days.
5:38 AM Jun 1st
via Seesmic
-
If I didn't like Mountain Dew, I'd say "Mountain Dew? More like Mountain Don't!" But I actually like Mountain Dew. So I won't say it.
8:49 PM May 30th
via Seesmic
-
"Calgon, take me away" has a whole 'nother meaning in Miami.
7:12 AM May 30th
via Ping.fm
-
For some reason, sales of bath salts are plummeting. No comment from Calgon.
7:11 AM May 30th
via Ping.fm
-
Judging from the splatters on my car this morning, mulberry season is upon us.
5:55 AM May 30th
via Seesmic
-
I remember learning in Math class that it is impossible to divide by Facebook's stock price.
10:04 PM May 29th
via Seesmic
-
Wonder how they'd do on the I Should Vote Test RT @ 46% of Americans identify as economically conservative
8:06 PM May 26th
via web
in reply to Indie_Voters
-
If phone ads shape the election, we're hosed. RT @ @ In 2012, campaigns target voters thru thr phones:
8:02 PM May 26th
via web
in reply to onlineadvocacy
-
Need this in Nebraska RT @ Op-Ed: Yes on Prop 28 – Help Make the Legislature More Accountable
8:00 PM May 26th
via web
in reply to IVNetwork
-
Whenever you walk into an awkward conversation, just tell yourself that they are talking about pancakes.
10:36 AM May 25th
via Seesmic
-
Of all the characters to type, I dread typing the curly brace. Why must it be all the way over there?
2:59 PM May 22nd
via Seesmic
-
You know your neighborhood's getting worse when the supermarket bills itself as "Buy Here, Pay Here."
9:57 AM May 22nd
via Seesmic
-
I just scored 100% on the voter test. Should you vote? Take the test to find out.
10:33 PM May 21st
via Tweet Button
-
Wow, looks like this is gonna be a race RT @ Fundraising Scoreboard Upd8 @: $402 million, @: $340 million
8:52 PM May 21st
via web
in reply to Indie_Voters
-
Fascinating. I bet it hasn't! RT @ 1954 study found "sociological affiliations determine vote choice." Has it changed?
8:50 PM May 21st
via web
in reply to VotersAct
-
I wish Norman Rockwell were around today. I'd love to see a charming picture of a guy texting while driving. Slice of Americana!
7:22 PM May 20th
via Seesmic
-
Facebook's IPO proved that there's a lot of money in the "wasting my time" business.
6:21 PM May 18th
via Ping.fm
-
Dibs on the hat! RT @ Props galore at the @ booth at
5:41 PM May 18th
via web
in reply to RockTheVote
-
It's good to be a TV ad exec in a swing state RT @ Weekly ad roundup: the presidential campaigns hit the airwaves in NC
11:11 AM May 18th
via web
in reply to TheVoterUpdate
-
Protip: When your chair makes an embarrassing sound, you must follow it up with a few more...so everyone knows it was the chair.
8:06 PM May 17th
via Ping.fm
|
- Name Paul Oliver
- Location Omaha, NE
- Web http://www.paulta...
- Bio Programmer living in Omaha, NE, pursuing my MBA at Creighton.
|
