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@Dmenendez90 I'm down for bball at bport about 1 hour ago via web in reply to Dmenendez90
Hey Arnold is on channel 157 right now! Staying up late tonight about 15 hours ago via web
Whenever I hear this song on the radio it remind me of James Harden from OKC. It's gotta be the song title... youtube.com/watch?v=nb-Y0R… about 19 hours ago via web
@therealgil8 Haha I like the Spurs.. This is random but I think I saw you at Toys R Us yesterday. I was getting a bday present for my cousin about 19 hours ago via web in reply to therealgil8
My TV has HD channels, but tonight I'm watching the Spurs game in low definition because their style of play is a true throwback about 20 hours ago via web
I just ordered my steak at the Clique Club mostly dead... But just barely. #LovePink about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
United Stats of America on the History Chanel is a good show. 8:29 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
My mom just told me a storm destroyed most of the Relay For Life tents in Weston. Would it be appropriate to use my Relay for Death joke? 2:12 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
The Spurs loss last night was like when you have all the answers to a test and miss one on purpose to avoid suspicion. They won't lose again 1:16 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
Whenever I hear people debating the greatest band ever, I instantly butt in with USA for Africa. It's like an all-star team of musicians 1:07 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
This really old movie is on TV called Dog Day Afternoon, where Al Pacino is robbing a bank and he looks like he's about 16 years old lol 9:36 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
College classes are so standardized and objective, I really don't understand how one college can be that much better than another. 7:53 PM May 31st via web
I can't take any of those clowns on ESPN seriously. TNT is the only network that knows how to cover sports. 6:19 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
@JohnQMartino I can only go for about 30 seconds at a time, that guy could go all day. 11:54 AM May 31st via web in reply to JohnQMartino
"How Deep is Your Butt" - The Bee Gees. "I Just Wanna Use Your Butt Tonight"- The Outfield. "Bleeding Butt"- Leona Lewis. #ButtForLove 11:49 AM May 31st via web
Substitute the word "Butt" for "Love" in random song titles. I promise you will think of some good ones #ButtForLove 11:47 AM May 31st via web
How random is this! A Kordell Stewart "Cast Away" parody lmao youtube.com/watch?v=lmk3-4… 8:58 PM May 30th via web
Looks like Boston just can't take the Heat. 8:50 PM May 30th via web
I have had this picture in my room since the day I was born, and everything that it says is so true. twitter.com/bzcat/status/2… 2:52 PM May 30th via Camera on iOS
MensHealthMag Athletes who drink caffeine before exercise have 66% more glycogen in their muscles, giving them greater endurance & results. 12:45 PM May 30th via HootSuite Retweeted by bzcat and 659 others