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  1. When no one was looking, Lex Luther took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible. http://tr.im/Hasl
  2. @brynrhys well, you have my empathy. I wish I could stop time for you.
  3. Time for a delicious Zac's sandwich - http://z.pe/ETu Soon my tummy will be as full as my startup disk.
  4. After a decade the term 'trolling' is going mainstream. Next thing i'll be hearing it on Radio National... read for lulz: http://tr.im/FOF6
  5. Considering unfollowing those who are publishing their entire inner dialogue via several tweets an hour. Try some Quality > Quantity.
  6. This weather is ridiculous. I wish I owned a pair of shorts, or a Rod of Seasons.
  7. http://twitpic.com/qc53y - Yes, that is a Lego octopus attacking the raft. The brave bosun is valiantly fending it off.
  8. http://twitpic.com/qc26p - PIRATE THEMED Lego is back!!! Nostalgia forced me to purchase this.
  9. @loganleatch hmmm... I know, buy the Darth Vadar Tie-fighter lego set I've seen about. Whatever set you do get I want to help you build it!
  10. I just walked past Ray Martin in the street. Wierd.
  11. Yatala Pies, delicious.
  12. RT @johnsee: Cartman VS Lady Gaga - Poker Face (CATALYST Mashup) by DJ Catalyst - http://www.thesixtyone.com/djcatalyst/song/75778/
  13. I love writing, it is the words I cannot stand.
  14. Feeling overwhelmed by the endless tides of obesity in my hometown. I feel positively bulimic in comparison - and i have a wee beer gut.
  15. Giving my marionette the gift of sight. http://www.benjaminzaugg.com/workinprogress/
  16. @retronym I am always reminded of those photos of you wearing that Hasselhoff mask when i view this tragic video: http://bit.ly/SXynr
  17. I wish I could induce this storms labour already.
  18. The sky is pregnant with rain.
  19. @drgrant wow. Thanks! Weird coincidence though.
  20. I can't accept my Google Wave invitation via a mobile browser. This means I must wait all day before playing with it. Groan.