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bystander12

  1. #20SongsOnShuffle "cameltoe" by fannypack
  2. rip richard dawson. #surveysays #newkirk
  3. imagine muno from yo gabba gabba saying "you're the best fuckin audience ever" and that's what eddie van halen sounds like. #eruption
  4. I wanna rock right now. i'm rob base and I came to get down. or something.
  5. #TopLiesPeopleTell @RealAliceCooper was my little league coach.
  6. "i'm gonna do you a solid." - me, to the toilet
  7. what is this? carlos santana pitched a no hitter? never underestimate an old mexican guitar player. #mets #abraxas
  8. people are yelling in chinese. #greenlinefail #mbta #newtoncentrerefugeecamp
  9. shuttle buses are coming. so is father christmas. #mbta #greenlinefail
  10. make that 2 helicopters. ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! it's channel 7. #mbta #greenlinefail
  11. there's a helicopter hovering. maybe the action news team can take me to south station. #greenlinefail #mbta