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Oh my god. @mindlessmunkey is so gay for Stan Walker. 'Black Box' is his new favourite song. about 6 hours ago from web
@allyelle A Major Cultural Institution. Previously mentioned coworker is Not A Very Good Fit. about 11 hours ago from web in reply to allyelle
Coworker just compared her dentist to Jayant "Dr Death" Patel BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTH INDIAN. Resisted urge to slap her. about 11 hours ago from web
Oh, no. That's not me listening to the Australian Idol Winner's Single. It's someone else. I'm not even here. about 12 hours ago from web
@jellyjellyfish Seeing The Dog on the Tuckerbox is to date the single most disappointing holiday moment of my life. about 12 hours ago from web in reply to jellyjellyfish
@jasperschultz *applies scratch and sniff sticker* @griffyn *applies scratch and sniff sticker, offers (non-euphemistic) lollipop* about 13 hours ago from web in reply to jasperschultz
@balkandishlex So, like I said. Someone's getting splashed. about 13 hours ago from web in reply to balkandishlex
No, coworker. That's not what "dissertation" means about 14 hours ago from web
No, really. What do you do with Google Wave? Splash people? about 14 hours ago from web
@jasperschultz SWEDISH FISH. Why do I not have any right now? So tasty. *goes to Ikea* about 14 hours ago from web in reply to jasperschultz
@jellyjellyfish So you haven't discovered the terrible truth about the Holbrook submarine yet? It's a replica. This nearly crushed me. about 14 hours ago from web in reply to jellyjellyfish
@crumpet Near the corner of Swanston and Lonsdale. Where Trampoline was. about 15 hours ago from web in reply to crumpet
@crumpet The pantlessness or the pie shop? about 15 hours ago from web in reply to crumpet
Somebody has left their pants (and underwear) in the loading dock. There is likely a pantless person loose in the library. about 16 hours ago from web
@ess_jay PIE FACE. SO GOOD. OM NOM NOM. PIES! about 16 hours ago from web in reply to ess_jay
@nedwin Where Trampoline used to be. Near the corner of Swanston and Lonsdale. about 16 hours ago from web in reply to nedwin
Words cannot adequately express how pleased I am that there is now a Pie Face in Melbourne. And that it is close to my work. OM NOM NOM. about 16 hours ago from web
@griffynn Yes, please. *offers cake* about 18 hours ago from web in reply to griffynn
Okay no, breakfast television lady. When you say diets "don't work" for you, what you mean is that you have no self control re: cakes. about 21 hours ago from web
I'm sorry, but nobody wearing TWO VESTS AT ONCE WHILE TALKING ABOUT JESUS should be given a record deal. 2:40 AM Nov 22nd from Tweetie

Name Byron Bache
Location Melbourne
Web http://notaturtle...
Bio Writer. Singer songwriter. Pedant. Humorist. Won't suffer fools. Can't abide the misuse of punctuation. Enjoys cake.