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  1. 104 degrees & 25 mph winds drying out my contacts.3:13 PM Jul 5th from Twitterrific
  2. WTF. Women gotta stop every 80 minutes to pee!1:30 PM Jul 5th from Twitterrific
  3. Perfect weather, perfect shrimp, perfect beer in southern California.6:58 PM Jul 4th from Twitterrific
  4. Time to update your computer systems United!4:30 AM Jul 2nd from Twitterrific
  5. An hour later. Bags checked.4:02 AM Jul 2nd from Twitterrific
  6. And they tell us "relax, you won't miss your plane because the ENTIRE computer system is down". WTF!3:08 AM Jul 2nd from Twitterrific
  7. Double yea. United's computer system is down nationwide.2:59 AM Jul 2nd from Twitterrific
  8. Arriving at the airport at 4:45 am. Yea. Tired2:58 AM Jul 2nd from Twitterrific
  9. Then next call, as sweet as can be. With only a few minutes of observation, I can see why he cheated or divorced her. Ick! Nasty lady.2:22 PM Jul 1st from Twitterrific
  10. Angry. VERY angry divorced lady on train leaving ex husband vmail. " why don't you go back to that little hooker you fuckin asshole!"2:20 PM Jul 1st from Twitterrific
  11. Can driver BO is killing me!2:01 PM Jul 1st from Twitterrific
  12. Pig roast over. All 103lbs of pig gone except for what Derek took to make tamales. Looking forward to that.7:02 AM Jun 29th from Twitterrific
  13. Ed McMahon was the first. Totally forgot.9:04 AM Jun 26th from Twitterrific
  14. Pig roast has officially started.9:02 AM Jun 26th from Twitterrific
  15. Farah, Michael... Who is next? These things come in threes.3:25 PM Jun 25th from Twitterrific
  16. My very first poster that I bought was Farrah Fawcett's.11:33 AM Jun 25th from Twitterrific
  17. WTF is going on in Iran!! Jeez. This may get worse before better.7:41 PM Jun 24th from Twitterrific
  18. If I don't sleep at all during the pig roast process and party, that will mean at least 36 hours awake. I need a nap thinking about it.1:38 PM Jun 24th from Twitterrific
  19. @lostghost it's like you're celebrating or something. ;)4:13 PM Jun 23rd from Twitterrific in reply to lostghost
  20. Train getting filled with college girls coming back from the beach. Oh my!4:13 PM Jun 23rd from Twitterrific