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bwanadikk

  1. “@LilMissCuntCake: because I'm not an absolute bitch, it doesn't mean that I want your fucking dick...” a non-absolute bitchslap!
  2. @LilMissCuntCake we very day you are more lovely!
  3. “@PyrBliss: Twitter is a great distraction from all the sex you stop having once you join twitter.” The Catholic Church should require it!
  4. “@LilMissCuntCake: I have the kind of vagina that would make anyone proud.” My dick would be beaming with pride!
  5. “@LilMissCuntCake: If you spill alcohol on a woman's feet and shoes, it's only fair that you lick her toes after.” A win-win situation!
  6. “@LilMissCuntCake: I'm not anybody's bitch.” What fool thought you were?
  7. @LilMissCuntCake
  8. “@LilMissCuntCake: I have the kind of vagina that would make anyone proud.” Show me please.
  9. “@LilMissCuntCake: All ready for #VivaLasVegas night one!!! :) instagr.am/p/JEKowXO_lP/” You are so fucking cute! Viva MissCuntCake!
  10. Entre parentheses, t'es tres belle!
  11. “@PyrBliss: Being a janitor isn't very glamorous but at least no one wants to talk to you.” Wow. Heavy.
  12. @PyrBliss you'd scare me if you were ever in a GOOD mood!
  13. @LilMissCuntCake keep up your high standards!
  14. @PyrBliss you should have been there last night...your pic was!
  15. #madmen #bettydraper Did #JanuaryJones just pork out so they wrote that into the script?
  16. @PyrBliss do you love me?
  17. @LilMissCuntCake you *could* remove the undies