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ARIZONA12NEWS Reporter Andy Harvey Remembered: A look at the career and influence of 12 News Photojournalist Andy Harvey tinyurl.com/7kgferj about 9 hours ago via twitterfeed Retweeted by bvelaski and 6 others
@EricCooney no argument here. Just pure consitency every season. about 9 hours ago via web in reply to EricCooney
Can't decide who to pull for in the Stanley Cup Finals. Both teams have former #Soiux. Gonna be a fun series regardless. #Devils #Kings about 9 hours ago via web
Really happ for Marty Brodeur. Class guy. Great that he gets another shot at the cup. #Devils about 9 hours ago via web
It's official. I'm never playing fantasy baseball again. I also may be giving up on real baseball cus the #Twins are an embasrassment. about 10 hours ago via web
The Minnesota #Twins are turning into the Cleveland #Browns of Major League baseball. #factoryofsadness about 11 hours ago via web
@jskarp man nothing can stop the #Expos from getting to the World Series #tweetsfrom1994 about 12 hours ago via web in reply to jskarp
Thank God I skipped watching the #Twins game. Def would have made me vomit more than I did earlier today. #seriouslywhatdidieat? 7:34 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
@TheDavidDean oh, you're rocking the letterman jacket, dude?!?! 6:19 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TheDavidDean
It's hilarious seeing old people wearing bright yellow shirts that say "Gold Swagger" on them. #Pacers 6:06 PM May 24th via web
@theAdamGreen they don't start for 20 minutes. And yes, I'm gonna avoid watching for fear of more vomiting 4:49 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to theAdamGreen
I haven't left my bed all day. I'm afraid to be too far away from the bathroom. Throwing up sucks. #whattheheckdidieat? 4:46 PM May 24th via web
Is it worse to get sick on days you work on your days off? I'm biased towards days off mostly because I can't stop throwing up today. #ugh 3:13 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
Extremely sad to hear of former co-worker Andy Harvey's passing. He was an amazing storyteller, but more importantly, an amazing man. R.I.P. 11:55 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
KOAA_5 Think a fire extinguisher will put out a car fire? Think again. @SieraSantos shows what to do in case of a car fire: bit.ly/LahL8R 7:25 PM May 23rd via web Retweeted by bvelaski and 1 other
#CasualFridays #toohottorunafterasoftball (@ Riverview Softball Complex) 4sq.com/Lrp0Wi 6:11 PM May 23rd via foursquare from Mesa, AZ
This is a joke right? Right? espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id… 5:47 PM May 23rd via web
This is why my friends are amazing. “@EricCooney: @jskarp @bvelaski Brad Doty hates that article as much as Antsy Kobidoor does.” 4:42 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
While I agree that the #Kings won the series deservedly, this is not journalism. #getoutofyourparentsbasement latimes.com/sports/sportsn… 4:34 PM May 23rd via web
Nothing like getting up & seeing a dead bird on your doorstep to kick start your day! #sarcasm #badomen 11:07 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone

Name Brandon Velaski
Location Tempe, AZ
Bio Sports Producer. Fluent in sarcasm. Over-analyze everything. Proud Minnesotan. Always Living the Dream. My friends call me the Godfather. Deal with it.