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  1. Captcha art. There are some real good ones in here! http://bit.ly/OZ893
  2. You guys! We missed 12:34:56 7/8/9 day yesterday! I mean, I missed it. I mean I experienced it but didn't think about it. I mean, forget it.
  3. Just told a cop on the corner there was a guy lying unconscious outside our office. His response: "Why don't you call 911?"
  4. LOL @geekstir - successful time travel documented on Twitter: http://bit.ly/2Kvrs
  5. Good to have you back, @FakeSarahPalin. :)
  6. Palin's "Full Court Press" metaphor diagrammed. :) http://bit.ly/roLNc
  7. Oh good. Tom Green is OK! http://twitter.com/tomgreen.... Nice work, 4Chan.
  8. Tom Green reportedly in critical condition! http://bit.ly/vcaMF [Via @HireMeBuzzFeed :)]
  9. Here's a blog that documents people's lazy-ass DIY attempts to fix things. Great idea. http://thereifixedit.com/
  10. OK, Internet. Vacation's over. It's time to stop being devoid of content.
  11. @officialpeta Here you go. A little inspirational chicken action: http://bit.ly/10IpQn
  12. Headline of the day - this guy really likes bears: http://bit.ly/rbSXj
  13. Nickelback Rocks! http://bit.ly/14JY6D
  14. Cat sounds like a frog. Though, honestly, this is all about the audience reaction: http://bit.ly/ZzHCk
  15. This is more-or-less riveting - Jersey Girls in the '90s: http://bit.ly/18nm79
  16. Finally, the ultimate cat video. We can all go home now. Watch at your peril: http://tinyurl.com/ln24xs
  17. Fox News calls for a terrorist attack. Apparently, it's the only way to save America. http://bit.ly/1bBohP
  18. Live News Fail: "You never want to get involved with Steve Ryan's live shot": http://bit.ly/rAzCH
  19. It's been four days, and I'm still not recovered from the emotional trauma of having to watch Transformers 2.
  20. Headline of the day: Squirrel Randomly Pops Out of Woman’s Cleavage. http://bit.ly/Uyyu6