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buutweets

  1. #e2011pt Se não votar desse direito a multa, acabava a crise em Portugal.
  2. #e2011pt O Bloco de Esquerda mostra, na sua campanha e com estes resultados, que não passa de um partido "do contra". O PAN era preferível.
  3. You're still alive twitter? But I haven't fed you for so long!
  4. scrash
  5. Litolpilgo
  6. Hoje foi-me dito que tenho os pêlos do nariz grandes. À velho. Ora, eu que me vejo como uma criança de 5 anos, desatei, obviamente a chorar.
  7. Qualquer dia compro uma pala para o olho, uma barba ruiva, uma perna de pau e um papagaio e mudo-me para o Parlamento.
  8. WANTS SOMEONE TO PLAY THE FREAKIN' BLUES WITH!
  9. is done welcoming the new generation. Back to school scratch.
  10. is listening to The Red Hot Chili Peppers and remembering how great it was to be 15.
  11. is gonna sleep like a Snorlax this weekend.
  12. If I had: a chainsaw I'd put the girl with the 'Twillight' tattoo, right behind me out of her misery.
  13. If I had: a bigger imagination I wouldn't run out of ideas by the fourth day of this invention of mine.
  14. If I had: a time travelling machine I could have posted a "Honk If Your Horny" bumpersticker on Titanic.
  15. If i had: a disabling palsy, I'd buy one item at a time in the same shop and get in front of the same line over and over again just because.
  16. If I had: a pet panda, should I take it for a walk or teach him to use the panda litter?
  17. Bite my loneliness and say you like it.
  18. I'm pissed at the world and 'making the most of all the sadness'.
  19. 's just realized that if people don't like you, you're just trying harder than they are.