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Happy Geek Pride Day!
8:51 AM May 25th
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I'm sorry but the original Conan the Barbarian is soooo much better than the new one. James Earl Jones. Enough said.
6:08 PM May 19th
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I love when I have a coffee so strong I think, "I am gonna get such a jolt from this and also, I will likely shit my pants" !
9:56 AM May 19th
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Epic ring of level two-ness!
6:19 PM May 2nd
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Thank you fancy ass phone for letting me know I have a voicemail from last week ...today.
7:40 AM May 2nd
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I wonder if wakes up in the morning and thinks 'gee, it's awesome to be better looking than pretty much everyone'.
7:12 AM Apr 25th
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Teenagers need to stop preening themselves in my tinted office window, I feel their beady little eyes watching me, darn whippersnappers.
2:46 PM Apr 9th
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I'm so not in love with you, that I'm not going to follow you on twitter.
12:00 PM Apr 4th
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Every episode of Game of Thrones reminds me of my family reunions. Exactly. Word for word.
9:10 AM Mar 28th
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If I roll a 20 with my dice earrings, does this mean I critical all day?
11:05 AM Mar 21st
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I've never been exposed to anything about New York City that makes it seem particularly appealing. I imagine it as LA with black snow.
1:30 PM Mar 19th
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Seeing a tractor pull a sarcophagus out of the ground puts a certain sort of ominous pallor on the day.
10:50 AM Mar 14th
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You are right Bessie Smith, 'ain't nobody's business if I do.'
6:34 AM Mar 13th
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I'm glad you have that 'baby on board' sign, because I was totally going to run you off the road before I saw it.
10:45 AM Mar 11th
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Had a dream that I ran into my ex while fighting in a Skyrim dungeon and he was telling me about his doctorate as part of a new questline.
8:47 AM Mar 9th
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Apparently my goal today is to utilize every plug in my office at the same time. !
2:47 PM Mar 6th
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This is a Crystal Castles sort of day.
11:31 AM Mar 5th
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Lesson learned today: Just don't EVER google even innocuous medical symptoms if you don't want to be freaked out for the rest of the day.
10:55 AM Mar 5th
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I would have lost the bet, but you can't stfu.
10:19 AM Mar 5th
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"Kids were skateboarding outside" is not an incident. I'm thinking that word doesn't mean what you think it means.
10:48 AM Mar 2nd
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- Name HEC
- Bio Assistant to the Risk Manager. Lover of Dragon Age. Drinker of all the wines...
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