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  1. @vishyfbaby I like him too. But he is just soooo out of place.
  2. What is Ben Folds doing hosting The Sing Off? Is he that hard up for cash?
  3. American Democracy, where 59 Senators are controlled by 41. (Via @punchycritic)
  4. None of this shit makes sense.
  5. @LukanX It's the new ghetto blaster
  6. I've started using wayyyy too many smileys. :( I blame my girlfriend.
  7. @LydKing Damn this War on the Holidays.
  8. Must find someone with the entire series of Battlestar Galactica. I'll provide beer and pizza. It's about time I rewatched the entire thing
  9. Halladay to Philly and Lee to the Mariners??? This means Yankees had a shot at both. Dammit. #YankeeFanMentality
  10. @Joysonism I know its further for you (but not by much) but try Pentagon City. Smaller crowds.
  11. RT @Syfy: I'm giving away a limited edition #Caprica USB drive to a random person who RTs this note by 3pm ET on 12/18 - http://bit.ly/8 ...
  12. @trumbling Smells like victory.
  13. @Du4 Saw this and thought of Must Be Awesome. http://bit.ly/6r4ApZ
  14. @Joysonism yo. That koons toyota bItch is fucking crazy. And I am fucking drunk.
  15. @jsmooth995 I went to middle school with Hari Kondabolu who is doing a comedy set. Mad cool kid. Wish I was there.
  16. @Joysonism Dude. The ringtone from that GEICO page is awesome.
  17. RT @drobo: Here we go AGAIN! Just RT the phrase: "Follow @Drobo to win a FREE Drobo S! http://bit.ly/5tejIU " and be entered to WIN ONE! ...
  18. @Joysonism I can take care of one of those two. But you'll need to get the whiskey yourself.
  19. The page on Liberal denial at Conservapedia is epic. Apparently we deny that abortion causes breast cancer. http://bit.ly/7KhVcT. AMAZING
  20. @Wale "Im still a giant u jrmy shockey" "Cant control the box u r no mills lane" "My material girl gimme ARod Money" AND THATS ALL ONE SONG.