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butt_dumpling

  1. Bidding on a Sandor Clegane bust on eBay. Most exciting part of my day. PS I WILL OWN THIS BUST OK 5 minutes ago via web
  2. I hate children. I hate children. I hate children. I hate children. about 1 hour ago via web
  3. True Life I needa do an art trade with @weab00 because her art makes me feel warm n fuzzy inside about 1 hour ago via web
  4. Oh my holy lord the fucking loogs I hock in the morning nullify my status as a human female #TMI #itsfuckindisgusting about 6 hours ago via web
  5. The Little Engine That Said "Fuck It" about 15 hours ago via web
  6. @DukeNukem4L If I didn't live in Buttfuck Nowhere right now, I'd hang out sometime. about 15 hours ago via web in reply to DukeNukem4L
  7. @DukeNukem4L Your mouth is a cock rodeo about 15 hours ago via web in reply to DukeNukem4L
  8. @DukeNukem4L he's not even a superhero, he's a rich vigilante about 15 hours ago via web
  9. @DukeNukem4L Batman fucking sucks brah about 15 hours ago via web in reply to DukeNukem4L
  10. @_mcchris got engaged before I could trick him into thinking we were meant to be. Foiled again! about 16 hours ago via web
  11. Black licorice is fucking delicious. about 16 hours ago via web
  12. Overheard two strangers talking about how they both had a cousin in Australia (big coincidence). I have one too. Didn't say anything. about 17 hours ago via web
  13. Canned chili and Oscar Meyer weiners for dinner. Ghetto gourmet. about 18 hours ago via web
  14. I hope everyone heard my cover of 'Where is my Mind' with the lyrics of 'Miss New Booty'. about 19 hours ago via web
  15. @weab00 bruh I am like 19 years old, still wearin a one-piece suit and trunks because fuck that. YOU GO GIRL about 19 hours ago via web in reply to weab00
  16. When people get mad because they don't know the meaning of basic-ass words you're using. Bruh about 19 hours ago via web
  17. Getting a job at my mother's law office. Nepotism at its finest. about 19 hours ago via web
  18. I feel more passionately about solitaire than I do most human beings. 1:08 PM May 26th via web
  19. I'm not stoked to go back to school, I'm stoked to make sure I don't fail my senior year, asshole. 1:02 PM May 26th via web