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  1. CA, NY, the Midwest (holla Iowa) looks better to me everyday. #gaymarriage
  2. @ThatKevinSmith No, you don't want a rabbit vibe, you want a non-toxic equivalent! Don't give the gift of crud! check http://bit.ly/5SePuI
  3. Why do linemen EVER try to advance the ball? Just pick it up and fall down big boy.
  4. Ouch. Strange shoulder/back pain in a muscle I didn't know I had. What on earth did I do? Nothing strenuous, that's for sure!
  5. It gives me outrageous joy to have someone send a snarky email and forget the attachment. OUTRAGEOUS joy!
  6. Working up the courage to climb a very high ladder to hang light. @butchima provided the ladder, now who will provide the courage?
  7. Evolution is funny. Huge toddler fits followed by crawling in baba's lap for a nap/cuddle. Keeps baba wanting more babies. Amazing.
  8. A short, fat thin-haired man just threw a fit in my house. Oh parenting.
  9. I would highly recommend ultimate electronics for all your #blackfriday needs. Quite organized and lots of advertised deals in stock.
  10. Here's something to be thankful for, huge sale going on @SmittenKittenMN. Huge! http://bit.ly/5OWvTa
  11. Whoa! @MrMcGibblets is following me. Right back atcha big guy.
  12. Annnd, the bear just figured out how to actually use the mouse on the computer to do what he wants. The world as we know it is over.
  13. Man, the muppets are totally on a PR blitz today. They got a book coming out or something?
  14. I just implemented the @thatkevinsmith rule. Threaten to unfollow, I block you! What the hell do I care if I get unfollowed?
  15. @bloisolson What is? My love of Kelly Osborne? Well, as my grandma used to say, don't let the door hit you where the Lord split you!
  16. Kelly Osborne is so freaking cute and those glasses? Even cuter!
  17. @NickBarnett You should change your settings so your location doesn't show so much detail. Too many crazies out there!
  18. @VisitLakeStreet @SmittenKittenMN is having a big Black Friday sale too! Don't forget them!
  19. How long is this Petter jury going to deliberate? Did he take money? Yes, did he say there were tvs that didn't exist? Yes, Pretty easy!
  20. Do you ever stop to think that Twitter, Facebook , et al just created more things where there's "nothing good on"?