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  1. As we can clearly see, hindsight is always--crud, I just rear-ended someone while I was looking backwards.
  2. The fact that around here they call Three Mile Island "TMI" should really be leading to more unintended hilarity.
  3. @apelad Yes, for some reason I have had that same problem with "The Wells Fargo Wagon". Odd, considering all the great songs in that show.
  4. Now that Three Mile Island has just leaked some more radiation, I'm glad I'm really really far away from there. Like, 12 miles or so.
  5. The internet is great at bringing people together because of their similarities. http://tinyurl.com/shambill
  6. Hopefully it stays fairly nice as December approaches. Sixty degrees is the new seventy degrees.
  7. Ooh, here's how to make up a Mormon baby name based on your own moniker! http://rumandmonkey.com/wid...
  8. Apart from "Knight Train", this Mormon baby name list would be a useful tool for any Star Wars fanfic writer www.wesclark.com/ubn/males....
  9. I'm currently harvesting some excellent baby names from well-known musicals. For a boy, I'm thinking "Lazar Wolf Ernst".
  10. @djmoch Unless you are referring to Jesse Jackson, of course.
  11. Facebook's targeted ads for "Christian singles" still use Myspace-ish stock photos of skanky teenagers. Um, no thanks.
  12. Good thing I'm not interested in dating her. With our genes, our kids would have the baggiest eyes mankind has ever known.
  13. Today a patient described the sensation before (and scenery after) his recent bout of puking with almost Kerouacian vividity.
  14. All of our hearts flutter with nostalgia this time of year when Wal*Mart's Black Friday Deals flyer gets leaked to the media.
  15. Now that the Postal Service is cutting back on its Santa letter services, the 1940s "Miracle on 34th Street" might seem a little dated.
  16. I dreamt I took my Dr Who scarf out of a H.S. locker & it got stuck & partially unraveled. Only my family members could have this nightmare.
  17. @KEE89 Which is to say nothing of you two visiting our family...
  18. I planned to punch the next "expert" spouting off about the supposed DeLorean coke bust & jail time (neither are true). But! It was my boss.
  19. Did my stomach just rumble, or did my phone get an email?I'm not sure I know anymore.
  20. Either they're experimentng with the x-ray computer system, or there's a patient here named "Trash J. Trash".