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BusinessSloth

  1. YOUR FIRED! RT @realDonaldTrump Tonight's episode of The Apprentice is one of the best ever-- and it's high excitement all the way.
  2. #FF @businesssloth @pirateship @babyruth
  3. HAW HAW YOUR FIRED! RT @gjfitzgerald wikileaks are sick of the shit we're fed and are exposing our leaders for what they are
  4. #2010disappointments BABY RUTH STOCK DROPS FOR 5TH YEAR IN ROW
  5. HAW HAW! TOM PAPA DOES IT EVERYTIME! RT @tompapa Happy Chanukah! If you don't celebrate then happy 9 o'clock!
  6. EXPLAIN WIKILEAKS TO ME AT YOUR OWN PERIL! HAW HAW!
  7. Wiki Leakz stocks are up HAHAHA YOUR FIRED!
  8. #FF @BUSINESSSLOTH @BUSINESSSLOTH @CHUNK @BABYRUTH @DOWJONES
  9. @Agent_M THAT IS NOT SHIRT I HOPPED TO SEE. HAW HAW HAW!
  10. The DOW closed at 5 pm today
  11. Stocks are UP buy now haha! Don't B weird about it, its youre money USE IT!
  12. IVE NEVER MET A PROBLEM I CANT CHAIN TO THE WALL! #goodbusinesssense
  13. LUNCH WITH RUPERT MERDOCK TODAY RE: Bear Hug Incidents
  14. TOO MANY EMAOLS TO CATCH UP ON!!" AHHH! QUIT EMAILING ME FORBES MAGAoZine!!!
  15. Justin Beiber stocks up as US Dollar PLUNGES! HAW HAW HAW! Bad news!
  16. Hey Tiger Wood...YOUR FIRED! HAHAHA!
  17. I'M SADDENED TO ANNOUNCE LOSS TODAY OF CORY FELDMAN
  18. CHAMPAIN STOCKS AND 2010 WHISTLES STOCKS ARE UP! BUY NOW! HA HA HA! HEY @DICKCLARK YOUR FIRED!!!!
  19. Hey Christmas....YOUR FIRED! HA HA HA! Stocks are down.
  20. I DON'T HAVE COMPUTERS HOW CAN I CYBER MONDAY? HA HA HA! Only calculator in basement office.