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  1. C: so you race motorcycles, and boats. what don't you race? Mick: women. cause they aint fast enough.
  2. girl: How do I know you and your friends won't rape me? Mick: because we have standards and you don't meet any of them.
  3. M: you ever seen an eggplant? G: yeah. M: what chu doin' with your head up a chickens butt?
  4. Dan: dammit, I burned my hand! Mick: put some mayo on it.
  5. If you ain't pissin' someone off, you ain't doin' your job.
  6. Wanna know the difference between a champ & a chump. U a chump!
  7. Dan: it's some sort of polyrhythmic extension of the barline. Mick: do i need to say godbless you or give you a tissue after all that crap?
  8. i love rumblestrips. they hum me a tune.
  9. *tender moment: Can someone please tell me why women just don't say what'dey mean. I have done left w'my head in my hands far too many times
  10. No I don't wear no damn scarf, if ya'll ever think to get me one know that I will prolly be polishin rims wid'it.
  11. A man with a hand in his pocket feels cocky all day.
  12. I once drove the Back Street Boys fo' a mo. & 1/2 on they world tour. 2 dem wks was in Canada. How t'hell you gonna call that a world tour?
  13. on cleaning the bus: if boss lady sunshine wadn't still in the bed I'd run dat vacuum cleaner.
  14. someone done gone & fu*ked dat pumpkin up!
  15. re: swine flu outbreak M-'what don't kill us makes us stronger'...@getglucky 'what if it kills us?' M-'don't matter you won't feel it'
  16. Lookit that ther' I could be on America's Famous Top Model, sheeeit!
  17. RT @dlopezstudio http://twitpic.com/m1mnu - outside the truck wash in Denver Colorado. badass @busdrivermick
  18. five types of snakes i don't like. . . long ones, short ones, live ones, dead ones, and a stick that looks like one. . . they the devil.
  19. Be careful of the toes you step on today because they may be connected to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow.
  20. 'I Can't Get Over You While You're Still Under Him, Tell My Brother I Said Hi' - title of my 1st country song, it may be a bit wordy tho