busdrivermick
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C: so you race motorcycles, and boats. what don't you race? Mick: women. cause they aint fast enough.
9:20 PM Nov 5th
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girl: How do I know you and your friends won't rape me? Mick: because we have standards and you don't meet any of them.
10:58 AM Nov 3rd
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M: you ever seen an eggplant?
G: yeah.
M: what chu doin' with your head up a chickens butt?
10:39 AM Nov 3rd
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Dan: dammit, I burned my hand! Mick: put some mayo on it.
6:39 PM Nov 2nd
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If you ain't pissin' someone off, you ain't doin' your job.
11:43 AM Nov 2nd
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Wanna know the difference between a champ & a chump. U a chump!
5:00 PM Oct 30th
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Dan: it's some sort of polyrhythmic extension of the barline. Mick: do i need to say godbless you or give you a tissue after all that crap?
11:22 AM Oct 30th
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i love rumblestrips. they hum me a tune.
11:26 AM Oct 28th
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*tender moment: Can someone please tell me why women just don't say what'dey mean. I have done left w'my head in my hands far too many times
9:33 AM Oct 27th
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No I don't wear no damn scarf, if ya'll ever think to get me one know that I will prolly be polishin rims wid'it.
11:02 AM Oct 25th
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A man with a hand in his pocket feels cocky all day.
1:26 PM Oct 23rd
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I once drove the Back Street Boys fo' a mo. & 1/2 on they world tour. 2 dem wks was in Canada. How t'hell you gonna call that a world tour?
2:03 PM Oct 22nd
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on cleaning the bus: if boss lady sunshine wadn't still in the bed I'd run dat vacuum cleaner.
1:01 PM Oct 22nd
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someone done gone & fu*ked dat pumpkin up!
12:58 PM Oct 22nd
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re: swine flu outbreak M-'what don't kill us makes us stronger'...@ 'what if it kills us?' M-'don't matter you won't feel it'
12:40 PM Oct 22nd
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Lookit that ther' I could be on America's Famous Top Model, sheeeit!
3:04 PM Oct 18th
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RT @ - outside the truck wash in Denver Colorado. badass @
2:11 PM Oct 18th
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five types of snakes i don't like. . . long ones, short ones, live ones, dead ones, and a stick that looks like one. . . they the devil.
1:39 PM Oct 18th
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Be careful of the toes you step on today because they may be connected to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow.
12:45 PM Oct 18th
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'I Can't Get Over You While You're Still Under Him, Tell My Brother I Said Hi' -
title of my 1st country song, it may be a bit wordy tho
11:54 AM Oct 18th
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- Name Mick
- Location The bus.
- Bio Quotes from our young, rad Mississippian bus driver Mick.
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