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burwell

  1. It took me 15 minutes to remember if I'm 23 or 24. I couldn't remember, so I had to do math. Today's gonna be stupid. 4:45 AM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone
  2. 'This looks like a job for Superman!' Actually Clark, it looks like a story, and you should stick around and write something for once. 10:39 AM Mar 29th via Birdhouse
  3. Five bucks says Obama doesn't turn past the first page of his binder #stateoftheunion 6:40 PM Jan 24th via Birdhouse
  4. Stop internet censorship! bit.ly/vBIo3N @CREDOmobile #SOPA #PIPA #blackout #SOPAstrike #p2 9:24 AM Jan 18th via Tweet Button
  5. Also, coincidentally, I'm pretty sure I've smoked some Blue Ivy before. That shit was cray, ain't it Jay? 8:06 AM Jan 8th via Birdhouse
  6. This is me contributing to the twitter traffic concerning Blue Ivy Carter, Beyonce, and Jay. 8:02 AM Jan 8th via Birdhouse
  7. If time is money, then it might be prudent for me to come back and pay full price for these shoes rather than stand in this 2 hour line. 11:22 AM Dec 26th, 2011 via Birdhouse
  8. My favorite sites could get shut down by 1st censorship system for the internet. Must stop it: 11/16 #usacensored americancensorship.org 12:56 PM Nov 16th, 2011 via Tweet Button
  9. A dog poops. His master gives him a thumbs up. The dog gets the message. 9:34 AM Oct 30th, 2011 via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  10. I think I might be the only one left on blackberry messenger. 3:41 PM Oct 17th, 2011 via UberSocial
  11. thank you for everything, steve. 6:03 PM Oct 5th, 2011 via web
  12. today is going to be a long day. see what i did there? 11:06 AM Jun 21st, 2011 via web
  13. @coopsypoopsy that's a really: good game 2:53 PM May 15th, 2011 via web in reply to coopsypoopsy
  14. Whenever I check the national debt, I think about all the times I've overdrafted my checking account, and then I feel like a true American. 5:44 PM May 12th, 2011 via web
  15. I wish grapes would ferment themselves and cut out the middle man. 8:18 AM Apr 30th, 2011 via UberSocial