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  1. http://twitpic.com/qsydr - Danish subtitles are funny about 7 hours ago from TwitPic
  2. I've watched Speed Racer 5 times in the past week. I'm trying to figure out how to modify my 1990 volvo 240 to perform like the Mach 5. about 12 hours ago from UberTwitter
  3. "Time to reflect" is my code for "Dude, I was feeling lazy". 6:01 PM Nov 23rd from UberTwitter
  4. One day I want to have the audacity to go into the pharmacy and say "I'll have what he's having". 1:50 PM Nov 23rd from UberTwitter
  5. Reason's why Marijuana needs to be legalized: So I don't get charged with possession. 9:42 AM Nov 23rd from web
  6. When I was a kid I thought the North Pole was in China, because that's where all my toys were from. 9:34 AM Nov 23rd from web
  7. Sarah McLachlan should make another PSA that says "DON'T BE A TERRIBLE PET OWNER! IT'S EASY!" 5:31 PM Nov 22nd from web
  8. I would love to see Sarah McLachlan and Michael Vick fight. I mean, I know Michael Vick would win, but that doesn't mean I'm disappointed. 5:27 PM Nov 22nd from web
  9. I love it when I'm about to watch a funny show on TV, and then Sarah McLachlan and some sad eyed dogs pop up on the screen. COME ON! 5:24 PM Nov 22nd from web
  10. If I was a gangsta, I'd want my gangsta name to be "Crunch". So then if I ever got shot, the witnesses could say "they were 'Cap'n Crunch!'" 4:06 PM Nov 22nd from web
  11. My fingers could use some bugles. 3:55 PM Nov 22nd from web
  12. When times are bringing me down I like to bring out the old guitar. Then I remember I never learned to play the guitar, and I put it back. 3:41 PM Nov 22nd from UberTwitter
  13. I wonder if aliens wrap their burritos in the stuff we discovered in Roswell. Get it? The stuff we found looked like aluminum foil. 3:23 PM Nov 22nd from UberTwitter
  14. Oh my god the guy in front of me at the wawa is so stoned, his eyes are so red they might as well be bleeding. And he's buying a dozen eggs. 2:40 PM Nov 22nd from UberTwitter
  15. Sorry dude, but I'm not gonna listen to what you think is cool while you wear those womens sunglasses, which you just said were cool. 1:39 PM Nov 22nd from UberTwitter
  16. Sunday is supposed to be the day of rest, but when else am I to do all the work I put off on the other days? 6:56 AM Nov 22nd from web
  17. I'm never worried about my chances in a fight. I used to do the tae-bo workouts. 4:47 PM Nov 21st from UberTwitter
  18. It would suck for there to be a carbon monoxide leak in my car. I'm just saying. 4:20 PM Nov 21st from UberTwitter
  19. I always say "I'll never go to McDonalds again," when I bite into something hard in the burger patty. Yet here I am, en route to McDonalds. 4:13 PM Nov 21st from UberTwitter
  20. I thought that when I bought these fake glasses, some super powers came along with them. I'm so disappointed. 3:45 PM Nov 21st from UberTwitter