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I've never seen that much blood... #UFC146 8:31 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
The last bastion of true Americana film culture. (@ The Auto Drive In Theater for Dark Shadows) 4sq.com/K1NmYz 7:48 PM May 20th via foursquare from South Carolina, US
Sonic ice is falling from the sky right now. Hail yeah!!! 11:47 AM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone
I know what those anti-smoking ads showing victims of throat cancer are trying to do, but having an Eastwood voice is fucking badass. 9:28 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone
@camillepoche I miss you. 9:45 AM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to camillepoche
Sciatic nerve issue means working from bed. Working from bed means watching television. 9:45 AM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone
Damn ATMs. If I had a dollar for every time my bank charged me one of those dollar ATM fees... ...then I guess I wouldn't have a problem. 10:51 AM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone
The trouble with having a botanist for a father is that I never know what around his office is food and what is an experiment... 12:29 PM May 10th via Twitter for iPhone
I never thought Sarkosy would give anything up. 11:39 AM May 6th via Twitter for iPhone
@kylejbritt @herheels Kathryn Bolles, AKA The Widow Maker... Err... The Widow Killer? There's a pun in here somewhere, but I'm off the clock 7:45 PM May 2nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kylejbritt
joshuainteracts "Don't bring a @MySpace to a social media fight." - @burtonrunyan 12:34 PM May 2nd via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by burtonrunyan
You know you're having a meaningless drunken argument when you start making diagrams with your empty beer bottles... @rredding 6:00 PM Apr 27th via Twitter for iPhone
Great chat with @pherplexed of @slant_hq today. Things we talked about: Big Ideas. Things we didn't talk about: Biggie Smalls. 1:33 PM Apr 27th via Twitter for iPhone
jkarpati After smoking, the leading cause of heart attacks is glacially slow elevators. 10:58 AM Apr 21st via web Retweeted by burtonrunyan and 4 others
Luckily, I work with some of the best agencies and clients. But sometimes I don't. worldslongestinvoice.com via @Suzannepope 1:35 PM Apr 26th via Twitter for iPhone
An intervention. The surprise party of the millennium. Jonathan Tropper, I dig it. 11:12 AM Apr 21st via Twitter for iPhone
Just saw a commercial that was offensive to the Amish. Then I realized, they'll never see it anyway. 6:41 PM Apr 11th via Twitter for iPhone
I'm golfing for the first time ever. On St Patrick's Day. With Irish whiskey. I'm getting forcibly removed by the end of the day... 12:24 PM Mar 17th via Twitter for iPhone
I can't wait to be old so I can walk up to people and mumble hexes in dead languages and really freak them out. 11:03 AM Mar 16th via Twitter for iPhone
@Josh_ewwa No possibility. Unless you were walking a baby dog. Or a dog-baby. Probably a different reaction for the latter... 2:34 PM Mar 13th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Josh_ewwa

Name Burton Runyan
Location Greenwood, SC
Web http://www.burton...
Bio An advertising idea-man from the Dirty South. I won an Emmy once, but no one believes me.